Close Sexual Examination
Yesterday we popped out to do a bit of shopping out to do a bit of shopping. One thing we needed was a magnifying glass … no, not because of … Read More
Category: Humour
Girls Like a Big Cock, Do They Not?
Make Mine A Large Cock Please! I know I shouldn’t laugh at others misfortunes but sometimes you just have to. While taking a break from writing for the site I … Read More
Banging Hard In Berlin
I posted the other day about our noisy neighbour at the hotel, you can read it here if you missed it. Since then I’ve had several emails and enquiries at … Read More
Sexy Poledancing Can Get You In To So Much Trouble
I wrote way back in June this year about a guy who was injured during a poledancing routine. You can find the original post here. Normally with stories like these … Read More
Fingering Her In Public
Fail Blog comes up with some absolute classics. This line has to be one of my favourites. You have to assume that the artist was bored and wanted to see … Read More
Holly Oaks Honeys
I just don’t get soap operas. It’s as if TV has absorbed pantomime and created a low-rent version drama that repeats itself on a long loop of farce, histrionics and … Read More
Those Up Skirts Shots You Like
I can understand voyeurism but have to say that as with all things on the Internet it’s possible to take things too far. And of course the extremes of porn … Read More
Ass Kicking Anal
Extreme Anal Wear Winter isn’t one of my favourite seasons, I don’t like cold and the short days and long nights seem to go on for ever. It makes me … Read More
Victoria Coren How I Would Like To Poke Her
I’m a big fan of the BBC 4 program Supersizers where each week they nip back in the time machine to a bygone era and live the life for a … Read More
Porn Emergencies
I want to cover a serious subject now. Well, not entirely serious but it is important. Although it is true that we live in relatively enlightened times when it comes … Read More
Biker Chicks, Leathers And Dicks
We were out filling up my car one weekend when we pulled up behind this bike. Now Suze knows I would love a bike (if we could afford one), but … Read More
Getting My Lips Around Something Hot
I’m not a miss goody two shoes. Most of my life up until a couple of years ago has been spent pursuing the joys of the weed. Both my parents … Read More
Sexy Rubber Fun
OK, some fun with contraception. That’s how it should be isn’t it? Safe and fun, I wonder where this one will get shown though, my faith in the UK’s ability … Read More
Checking Out His Bulge
Women have been enjoying the benefits of shaping underwear for years now. We have been able to buy all manner of body enhancing panties to nip and tuck is in … Read More
Sexy Writing – Whatever Cums To Mind
Orgasmic Letters As a child I vaguely remember reading that you could write letters in invisible ink made from onion juice. I believe the writing was revealed by holding the … Read More
Pull It And Fuck Me Hard!
I don’t know why I did it, last time I vowed it would be the last time and yet I still went ahead despite everything. It’s possibly because I’m so … Read More
Bondage Fairy Tales
I’m always on the lookout for movies to take our nephew to see when we have him over to stay. While we like to take him out and about in … Read More
Sexy Sushi SWAT Girls
I found this and immediately thought it was a wind-up. I was wrong. This is a film by Mototsugu Watanabe – Sexy SWAT Team 2 “The Silence Of The Sushi … Read More
Pussy Pulling Power
The original Species movie featured so OKish special effects and one element guaranteed to pull in an audience – Natasha Henstridge. This kinda went down hill from there and last … Read More
First Time Fucks
Here are a few notable firsts from my life. First Kiss My first kiss was at the age of six. I’m not talking about pecks on the cheek or lips, … Read More