Sexy Ass Girls Winking At You
I’m writing this up and I’m still not sure if it is a spoof or not. Any way here goes. A guy named William A Jones from Everett, Washington had … Read More
Category: Humour
Vegetable Sex
How do you sex a vegetable. Well normally not at all but with this carrot that I picked from the garden this afternoon I think it’s pretty obvious what I … Read More
Hungry For Cock
This is very juvenile, but we spotted this in the supermarket today. The woman in front of us grabbed half a dozen packets of this stuff. She must love Cock … Read More
Giving Him The Perfect Blow Job
It’s one of a host of ways in which I pleasure my man. And like all attentive partners I like to perfect my technique, testing different tongue movements, lips and … Read More
Princess Fucked By Italian Stallion
This is probably so very, very wrong, but funny all the same.
Hand Job Extreme
Suze found this video. It’s one of the best spoof infomercials I’ve seen and of course very naughty. It wouldn’t be on here if it wasn’t. We saw this before … Read More
Getting A Girl Who Swallows
There seems to be a rule amongst young adults when they first start experimenting with alcohol. The more outlandish the drink, the weirder the concoction and the brighter the colour … Read More
Toning Those Titties
I was having a little bit of a mooch around the internet tonight as I do when I’m looking for some inpirtation for a post and I came across this … Read More
Suze Being Filthy For A Change
I can understand why people collect things, I’ve participated in this most of my life. Everything from pigs to condoms and everything in between. Actually I got quite a collection … Read More
Personal Sexy Webcam
I’ve just had the most amazing idea for a new phone application. I wonder if Google will go for it. Based on the fact that the Android operating system claims … Read More
Fuck Fest In The Early Hours
It seemed like a good idea at the time, screwing until the early hours. Now after a day at work my eyelids are heavy and I feel like shit. I’m … Read More
Flexible Fuck
It occurred to me as I watched a porn DVD I was about to review just how flexible the girls are. Placing your ankles up by your ears is a … Read More
Lapdancer Screws System
I just read a story about another benefit cheat with a slight twist to the tale. Carrie-Ann Knight of, get this…Poundbury in Dorset was caught out when a benefits assessor … Read More
Fruity Fetish Film
Orangina have been running an ad in the UK for a while. It’s CGI animation and as you can see above from the slightly more explicit French version has some … Read More
Getting A Boner On ;)
I just read a story in the Metro about a group of archaeologists who unearthed what is thought to be one of the oldest dildos in the world. The discovery … Read More
Real Hentai
OK, I was wrong, some Japanese girls do look like the hentai image I posted yesterday. Just without the purple hair. .
Period Hand Job
I don’t know it was a colloquial saying but where I came from the word furtling described looking for something, rummaging, possibly in a drawer. To me that is exactly … Read More
Making Porn At Home …
I have occasionally found myself imagining being part of a porn scene when watching a porn DVD. This usually happens when I find the guy particularly good looking. Jay Snake … Read More
Two Girls
Reference my previous post. Here If there’s a straight guy looking at this who isn’t thinking the same as me, let me know.
Big-titted Girls And Wank Mags
I don’t buy lad’s mags very often but I’ve bought a few over the last few months for research purposes. No, really genuine research. I have therefore hit on a … Read More