Extreme Bra!
Would someone please tell this poor girl how to wear a bra!
Category: Humour
Sex In Uniform
Suze does like a man in uniform. Today we got chatting to a young policeman while we were out. Suze was very enthusiastic and when we finished I remarked about … Read More
Sex In The Suburbs
We have a pretty average suburban semi in a beautiful semi-rural location. In most respects it’s normal, unremarkable and would be a little boring. The two things that set it … Read More
Latex Navy Girl
Or is it PVC? Whatever when I applied for the navy I didn’t think they had ratings like this. If they had I would have re-applied after failing the entry. … Read More
Medical Fetish Flop
Following on from my earlier post about the ridiculous use of a stethoscope in porn earlier and how it messed up a picture of the gorgeous Aria Giovanni … here’s … Read More
Dirty Lady Doctor Does It For Me
Suze will tell you that I have a bit of a thing for Arian Giovanni. However there are some poses that will make and porn star look stupid not sexy. … Read More
Bondage With the Neighbours
Long-time readers will know that when our neighbours first moved in we suspected they might be swingers. Well Suze did. She got the idea into her head and once lodged … Read More
Slow, Silent Lapdance
It would imagine that it’s virtually impossible to perform a lapdance without musical accompaniment, after all it’s all about the moves made in time with the music. The music adds … Read More
Sexy Roleplay
Emma emailed to us as an entry for the Birthday Competition: “Do you get paid for the videos you sometimes show here?” Well Emma, no. But it’s a great idea! … Read More
Busty Barmaids
Because of the amount of work we are doing to make these things happen we are not getting time to draw breath and have to force ourselves away from the … Read More
Wet, Wet, Wet
We took advantage of the glorious sunshine yesterday to do a spot of gardening. Well, after I spent the first three hours after I got up working on the sites. … Read More
Wicked Kitty Minge!
Kitty Minge I love the Internet! You can put in any search string and find something totally bizarre. Lol I entered minge and Google did its thing and brought up … Read More
Girls And Horses
I never quite understood the desire to have a horse or pony when I was younger. To me they were smelly lumbering animals that create a load of shit for … Read More
Fucking Cumming
Just for fun I thought I would explore the adult products available online at Amazon.com. I didn’t think I would find much, I thought it would be fairly sanitised and … Read More
The Naked Stewardess
Stumbled over this add at lunch today. Hope you like it.
Selling Kinky Sex
We get approached by all sorts of people to supply their goods. I don’t think they use targeted emailing systems or they would realise that AlexSuze isn’t a store. China … Read More
Oiled Up Filthy Fuckers
I love a bit of baby oil on skin, it’s appealing both visually and because of way it changes the tactile experience of sex. I like a wet chick as … Read More
Getting Your Porn
Did you know it is almost impossible to get soft core porn on the Internet htese days. LOL Go on try an image search. The inset image is what I … Read More