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Category: Humour

Humour Non-Fiction Opinion Sexuality

Cumming Across A Sexy Ninja

Alex

While mooching around the Internet I came across one of those oddities that you come across from time to time; This poster for “Ninja She Devil”. It is a real … Read More

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Guaranteed To Get You Off

Alex

I wrote recently about odd things that press your buttons, that is I asked you all what is the weirdest and most unique thing that gets your juices flowing. This … Read More

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Fetish Humour Non-Fiction Opinion Sexuality

Fun Fantasy Fucks

Alex

There’s a lot talked and written about the different fantasies that exist out there in the world. Some are quite common and well known, even if a particular fantasy is … Read More

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Humour In The News Non-Fiction Opinion

Loving That Sweet Cock

Suze

You do have to take most of the stories you read in The Sun with a pinch of salt.  For those unfamiliar with that expression it means you have to … Read More

Humour Non-Fiction Opinion

Power Pussy Pumping

Suze

There are various sex toys which also double up as exercisers. More commonly known as Kegel exercisers which work on the vaginal PC muscles and increase strength, increase sensation and … Read More

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Sex In A Box

Alex

I found the inset image on the Internet by chance and noticed the rather disturbing title of one of the stories that was apparently published within the magazine. Pulp fiction … Read More

Pulp Fiction
Humour Non-Fiction Opinion Sexuality

Monster Cum Shots And Massive Cocks

Alex

Does anyone actually get turned on by the ridiculous over-sized cocks and gallons of cum that are featured on some of the daftest sites on the adult Web? It’s difficult … Read More

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Oral Sex

Alex

I was once round at my cousin’s one late summer evening. He was younger than me by more than three years. He was about 9 at the time. He often … Read More

Oral Sex
Humour Non-Fiction Opinion

French Maids, French Fancy, French Letters and French Kissing

Alex

There are some words and phrases that make humour and other kinds of wordplay difficult if not impossible to translate to other languages. It’s a simple matter of how language … Read More

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Wet T-Shirts And Hard Nipples

Alex

I feel I’m a little behind the times on this one. When I was a nipper it was the done thing to ensure that when a woman wore a bra … Read More

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Fucking The Maid

Alex

With all this talk of Fawlty Towers about at the moment it got me thinking about the broken sign at the bottom of the drive to the legendary hotel and … Read More

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Humour

Jerking The Pizza Guy

Suze

Now normally I wouldn’t post up something like this but I found it so funny that I just couldn’t resist. It also reminds me of the time I put a … Read More

Humour In The News Non-Fiction Opinion

Five Guys And Annie Get It On

Alex

Vanity Fair’s World Cup theme will please the ladies, the cover (Which I can’t find an image of) features two very buff guys and inside there are more as illustrated … Read More

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Fetish Humour Non-Fiction Opinion

When Porn Goes Bad

Alex

I can find rubber, latex, leather what have you very naughty, very erotic … … not in this case. is it the pose, the ill-fitting costume or is it the … Read More

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Humour In The News Non-Fiction

Dogging This Way

Suze

Initially I was amused to read the headline that someone had added a street sign in the picturesque Cotswolds pointing visitors to the “Official Dogging Area” and then as I … Read More

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Fetish Humour Non-Fiction Opinion

Hot TV Presenter With Amazing Boobs

Alex

If Suze can have Kirsty Allsopp I can have Sarah Beany, so there 😛 If you don’t know her, Kirsty got double helpings in the boob department.

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Fetish Humour Non-Fiction Opinion Sexuality

Lesbian Fantasy Images

Alex

When your partner comes home from work, especially when they begin a new job or move to a new department, they will often tell you about the new people they … Read More

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Watersports Anyone?

Suze

I had an old work colleague over for lunch today.  It’s probably around 4 years since I last saw her and she looked great, although she had baggage just like … Read More

1 Comment on Watersports Anyone?
Humour Non-Fiction Opinion

Suze Loves COCK!

Suze

To finish off the Bank Holiday weekend and help us to forget it’s back to work next weekend, we made a trip to our favourite country pub for lunch. The … Read More

2 Comments on Suze Loves COCK!
Fetish Humour Non-Fiction Opinion Sexuality

Toilet Webcam Shocker

Alex

Well, yes frankly they are. I can’t say that I have the slightest inkling why anyone would want to watch a porn performer go to the loo and pretend to … Read More

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