Porn Spread Over The Hollywood Hills
Why is it that it’s taken the help of Hugh Hefner to save the Hollywood sign from destruction? Has the movie industry not made enough money to shell out the … Read More
Category: Humour
Keeping Her Moist
Laying in bed, gasping for a drink after a hot hard sex session (that was quite alliterative I out to write headlines for the red tops) it occurred to me … Read More
Sharing You Girlfriend’s Porn
Things are getting increasingly surreal around here at the moment. The more I think about it the more I realise how far from most people’s reality we actually are. Strangely … Read More
What Are Those Girls In PVC Catsuits Doing?
Frankly I don’t care what they are doing, I’m happy to sit here and watch for a while. My self control isn’t that great though. Lucky that I’m good at … Read More
Suze Likes It Big And Hard
I think there ought to be a new standard for measuring the size of hard disk drives. Why? Well we bought a couple of huge disks last year to ensure … Read More
Amanda Holden Ride Him Cowgirl!
Amusingly I wrote this piece earlier today and then while browsing the magic T’internet later on found this story on the Metro. I’ve got two things to say about this. … Read More
Famous People Having Sex
Do famous people have more sex? Well I think that used to be the case. Glamorous personas seem to attract fans, groupies, hangers on … whatever you want to cal … Read More
Insatiable Teenage Angels
Girls as they grow up spend lots of time wishing that they were older and larger in the boob department. And some are lucky enough to have their prayers answered … Read More
Hard Nipples Hard Luck
It looks really glorious outside but I’m stuck in here working. It would be lovely to slip out into the garden but with the bright sun blinding me and the … Read More
Hot Wet And Steamy
It’s been raining pretty heavily here. But it’s not as wet as this picture … Might get this hot later though.
Doggy Style Fuckus Interruptus
I was thinking about my post the other day about the “Velcro effect” which happens when Alex and my pubic re-growth start interlock during sex. There are a few situations … Read More
Swinging Girls And Guys
I have said this before but after over 3 years of reviewing adult products you get a…nose for what will and won’t work for you. Just a quick look at … Read More
Dildo Delivery
It occurred to me today that a high proportion of mail deliveries will be adult products and toys. And as the recession bites and we are all seeking a thrill … Read More
Bizarre Sexual Practices
I revisit this theme quite often because it tickles me. I’ve been viewing quite a lot of porn over the weekend, for reviewing purposes of course. Lol It’s good to … Read More
Whores, What’s In A Spelling Mistake.
The ever funny EngrishFunny.com provided me with a little giggle after gardening this afternoon. What do you think? I want one.
Ass Crack Fever
It’s not often that you can say a plumber’s arse crack is cute. In fact I can only think of one occasion where this is applicable. This Picture. And I’m … Read More
Swimsuit Sexy
I know what a woman’s body looks like. I’ve held one close, touched it caressed it, breathed in the scent of her skin, her hair, her pussy. That’s probably why … Read More
Naughty Nurses And Sex On Holiday
When I was growing up the nearest thing to porn that most people got to see was the “Confessions Of …” films and at a slightly more playful level, the … Read More
Sexual Enthusiasm Overload
This picture is proof, if any were needed, that when hormones take over the brain can be switched off. Not quite the sort of ménage et trios I tend to … Read More