Sexy Hitch Hiker
I’m torn between two captions for this image. There’s either: This isn’t just a hit hiker, this is a Marks And Spencer hitch hiker … And Heineken don’t do hitch … Read More
Category: Humour
Call Me Bitch And Tell Me About Your Fuckin’ Sister
A few years ago I used to believe it or not work in sales and marketing. Not a career by choice just a necessity to earn some money. Don’t get … Read More
Hungry For His Meat
Here’s the deal. You and your boyfriend get a little drunk when celebrating his birthday. Then, because you’re not pregnant you get a bit tired and emotional. It could happen … Read More
Cam Sex And The Couple Next Door
On the whole we’ve been lucky with our neighbours, but sadly it’s only after you move in to a property that you find out what people are really like to … Read More
Fucking Machines Just Keep On Cumming
After almost four years of testing adult products I have acquired an eye for a good product. One which will work for me and take me to orgasm. This is … Read More
Great Sex, But Don’t Tell The Girlfriend
How’s this for weird. I used to figure that people (OK mainly men, do they count as people?) who talked about sex all the time didn’t get any. Working in … Read More
Getting Filthy In Cars
Word of warning dear readers, I will be asking for a little reader participation regarding this post. 😉 Alex and I both have cars, his new one is a dark … Read More
Saved By Whopping Hooters
I may look at breast implants in a whole new light after reading how they could have saved a woman in the US from certain death. Lydia Carranza was shot … Read More
Watch Out For The Cock
Trousers by Guanabeetv I’ve never been one to follow fashion and I have no intention of doing so especially in the light of the fact that there are too many … Read More
Upskirt Panty Perv
I found these today and I’m not sure if I like them or not. These cushions are supposed to resemble chambermaids kneeling. Uhm…even more pervy don’t you think. Lol They … Read More
When I Need It Hard
I know that spam isn’t targeted as such, they will send it out to anyone and if you respond they like it even more. I’ve now started getting emails requesting … Read More
Dildo Fun And Spit Roast Too!
I want to go and live in Newfoundland. Well, I have for a long time because despite never having been to Canada in my life I have a feeling I’d … Read More
I Lurve Cock
It goes without saying I suppose, you all know what I’m like by now. Can’t keep my hands off it and need to devour it several times daily. Lol I … Read More
Screaming Orgasms
It often occurs to me that I cannot come quietly. I’ve tried, believe me but the more I stifle my moans the less “natural” it makes the moment. It’s nothing … Read More
The Pussy Of Power
We decided to spoil ourselves by going out for a pub lunch to our favourite countryside haunt. I wish it was closer to home but I suppose that would make … Read More
Tickle Cock
I had to laugh tonight at the news presenters Christa Ackroyd and her male counterpart, who’s name escapes me, struggled with the presentation of a feature on the BBC News. … Read More
Giving Good Oral
Just as you start to think that Italian Prime Minsiter, Silvio Berlusconi can’t do anything else ridiculous, he does. The guy is an embarrassment to the Italian nation and seems … Read More
The Biggest Boobs
This is one of those photographs that you come across randomly on the Internet and wonder exactly who had the idea to take it. Is it for real or Photoshopped? … Read More
Immersed In Pussy
I love this couch but I’m not sure that I could have one in my house. It would be really difficult to disguise what it is and I’m not sure … Read More
Street Porn
I was amused to read that a computer hacker was arrested in Russia for hacking in to a computer to gain access to a digital advertising board. He then sent … Read More