Sex On The Far Side Of Slut
In particle physics you often find that each particle has an anti-particle. For the electron there’s the positron, for the proton there is the anti-proton for example. It maintains a … Read More
Category: Humour
Naked Nypho In Bed
I’ll keep this short, I have a naked nymphomaniac waiting in bed for me. I my position, would you be writing a long post? 😛
Getting A Porn Star Girlfriend
I’ve decided I need a porn star girlfriend. The reason is not what you might think. We were watching a porn DVD last night and the nice young lady getting … Read More
Pink Pussy Lips
Adult products have come on in leaps and bounds over the past few years I’m sure we all agree that this has to be a good thing. You can now … Read More
Sex On The High Street
It seems that the cheap and cheerful store Poundland have devised a new marketing technique to pull people in to its stores this Valentines Day. They have taken their customers … Read More
Someone Dropped A Bollock
How about this for funny. Children logging on to a Government learning website could have been given an adult education by mistake. There character Buster of Buster’s World shares his … Read More
Future Sex
It’s 41 years since the first flight of Boeing’s 747. While reading up on this (yes I’m a sad little boy who used to build Airfix kits and occasionally has … Read More
Blonde Over A Bath
Porn and glamour images are never the most natural photographs. There’s a lot of preparation, makeup, lighting setup etc. So very often you see girls contorted in the most uncomfortable … Read More
Explosive Orgasms
I read a story in the press this morning about a bomb scare in a Russian post office. A report was made about a vibrating object inside a package inside … Read More
She’ll Eat This Cock
Oral sex is a pleasure that most people enjoy, but a few don’t. That’s OK, if you don’t enjoy it don’t do it. The last thing anyone should feel in … Read More
Hooters New Uniform
I’ve never been to a Hooters bar, they launched over here a few years ago but we haven’t got around to visiting yet. One thing that did strike me about … Read More
Fuck Me Quietly
It’s no secret that Suze can be very vocal when indulging in bedroom naughtiness. I’ve tried to be quiet and conscious of my volume but to stifle my moans and … Read More
Anal In The Morning
I forgot to tell you all about our adventures last weekend. That’s the problem with writing for this blog, there are so many things to share with you that sometimes … Read More
Front Seat Blow Job
I changed email client today and decided to sort through some of the old emails to reduce the clutter. I came across this that a friend had sent me four … Read More
How To Get Fucked Online
I received a piece of spam email in my inbox recently. I noticed it because my spam filters are pretty good and for the most part redirect the hundreds of … Read More
Fuck Me And I’ll Fuck You!
I’m not a romantic, never have been. Probably because I like to tell it how it is with gritty undertones rather than live in a soft cotton wool world. Lol … Read More
Large Silicone Boobs
I’ve tried various office aids over the years to make the hours sat working at my desk more healthy and comfortable. My latest acquisition was a Wave keyboard which is … Read More
Naked At Work
What is the right level of nudity for a work environment? I’m not talking about your actual colleagues here, that would just be pervy, although … sorry drifted off for … Read More
Keeping It Hot
I wrote earlier about fucking in Winter and how to keep warm whilst doing it. The answer turned out to be the Snuggie. The blanket with sleeves that you can … Read More