Hot Sex!
I wrote in a post the other week that it has been so cold over here in the UK that trying to have sex and keep warm at the same … Read More
Category: Humour
The Neighbours Are Making Porn
The residents of The Coppice in Bradley Stoke On Trent, Bristol are up in arms about one of their residents. James Edwards 42 a blue movie maker is using his … Read More
Oooh That’s A Big One!
Suze and the cat are not impressed with the size of mine but I love it. What? My new monitor of course. After mine took a dive into silicon oblivion … Read More
Prime Time PVC Perversion
If you are a long time reader you will be aware that we are big fans of Harry Hill’s TV Burp. We don’t watch a lot of TV but TV … Read More
Anal-ize This
Some impulses really should be suppressed. I’m not against a bit of anal exploration, done carefully, with the right sex toy and plenty of lube it can be fun if … Read More
Sex Play In Public
If you read regularly you will have worked out that I have a playful nature and enjoy having fun both in and out of the bedroom. As they say life … Read More
Meganekko Video
Kids TV wasn’t like this when I was a kid …
Make Porn Cum On My TV
I don’t tend to watch shopping channels, well not unless I’m drunk. Oh, I tell a lie I had a brief addiction to watching late night shopping because of the … Read More
Kylie Minogue Riding Hard
Some adverts are classic because of the music, the cinematography, the humour or the groundbreaking way in which they present a product or idea. Others are classics because they have … Read More
Porn On The Busses
When Suze and I first got together it wasn’t long before I realised how open-minded she is. It took a while before she came out and told me that she … Read More
Stop! You’re hitting my cervix
I’m a firm believer in the adage “all things are relative” and I’m sure that this rule also applies in the bedroom. But then again I’ve been a lucky girl … Read More
Cock? Yeah, Hand Job Please :)
I can crochet, wont lie, my grandma taught me how to do it many years ago as a young girl. The only problem with it is that it doesn’t seem … Read More
Repetitive Sex Injury!
Up until now most of us thought that RSI stood for repetitive strain injury which can be contracted by excessive computer use or working of machinery. Now there is repetitive … Read More
Those Lesbians Who Made You Cum, Where Are There Now?
Rodox Often throws up quaint images on a web search, like this one. From a time when porn was a grainy photo in a well thumbed magazine and the Web … Read More
Taking An Anal Nurse Into The Shower
If you’re a guy you’ll identify with this post immediately. If you’re not then you might have trouble understanding the pain I’m about to describe. When you’re growing up as … Read More
Sci-Fi Girls In Skin Tight Suits – Read For Nipple Inspection
Isn’t sci-fi a great way to get cute actresses into tight skimpy clothes. It started off with lurid comics and pulp novel covers showing women in imminent danger. The danger … Read More
Hard And Nasty
When I turned my PC on this morning I was greeted by an unwelcome sight. My PC started to run CHKDSK! Now, I had been tidying up yesterday so I … Read More
Alien Fetish Fucking
When we reach out to planets around other stars and make our first contact with alien life, what’s the first thing we’ll do? If you believe the alien abduction stories … Read More
Abducted And Fucked
When we reach out to planets around other stars and make our first contact with alien life, what’s the first thing we’ll do? If you believe the alien abduction stories … Read More