Suze Needs So Much Cock
I’m sure most of you know by now that I have a wickedly dirty sense of humour. My ex-colleagues Busty and Horny at work couldn’t keep up with me sometimes. … Read More
Category: Humour
Giving Her Your Organ
Stuck on what to give your loved one this year? With Valentines Day on the horizon we are all wracking our brains trying to find the little something which will … Read More
Kelly Brooke Or Lucy Pinder
Kelly Brook or Lucy Pinder? It’s questions like this that have vexed men for millenia. While the women just got on with their lives of course …
Let Me Be Your Sexbot
I knew there was a reason I wanted to visit the AVN show in Las Vegas. Lol It has been the venue for showcasing the lovely lady above, who is … Read More
Savoury Sex
I love the Walkers crisps campaign and love their cheese and onion crisps, especially the baked variety. Baked don’t contain as much fat and are a world apart from the … Read More
Sleeping With Cougars
I haven’t seen much of the Celebrity Big Brother house since it started up but last night in desperation to find something to watch which wasn’t a repeat or uninteresting … Read More
Porn Too Hideous To Contemplate
After my last post I made the terrible mistake of Googling “Sesame Street Porn”. My advice – don’t do it, you’ll see pictures o Bert and Ernie that you wish … Read More
Boob Bag For Tits With Attitude
How many times have you wanted to be able to go out without a handbag to tote round particularly in Summer. I usually try to wear something with big pockets … Read More
Sweet Tongued Bastard!
A few years ago I used to believe it or not work in sales and marketing. Not a career by choice just a necessity to earn some money. Don’t get … Read More
Shall I Tell You Where He Put His Cock?
Weird Masturbation Technique Male masturbation has come on in leaps and bounds over the last couple of years. No longer do they have to resort to using their left hand, … Read More
Filthy Fucking Under The Counter
Some businesses are obviously successful. You see them turning over huge quantities of cash and serving a vast customer base. There are businesses that seem to flourish, or at least … Read More
Extreme And Weird Sex Toy
Lets Play Doctors And Nurses 😉 I have reviewed a wide range of toys over the last 3 years both on this site and more recently over on Sex Toys … Read More
More Foxy Vampires
I found this after the last post. Loving the 1970 trailer but particularly the bit at 1:30 in the video where the “sword” gets knocked out of the guy’s hand … Read More
Chasing Lesbian Vampires
If you want to find Lesbian Vampires your Tube is the place to be LOL. Of course you undead aficionados out there will know that lesbianism in vampire stories has … Read More
Weird Vibrator Sex
Take One Finger And A Vibrator. I seem to be on a bit of a role with my strange and ill-conceived sex toy search. This one is probably one of … Read More
Wetting Yourself At The Bisexual Flat-Share
If you’re a fan of the Channel 4 series Phone-Jacker you’ll be familiar with this little piece of comedy. If you’re not then let me explain. The Phone-Jacker is a … Read More
Mystery Porn
Some times you find an image and think “Where did I find this?”. Then more often than not you think, who cares.
Perverse Sci-Fi Porn
I would really love to be able to tell you the origin of this image but unfortunately the forum on which it appeared is now defunct and I can’t trace … Read More
Sex And The Santress
Is that what you’d call a female version of Santa? I mean I’m not talking about Santa’s wife here but a female personification of the Christmas present giver. Whatever you’d … Read More
Vegetable Porn
I wonder exactly what the original creators of the artwork were thinking of. I assume it’s a promotional image, judging from the style its American and from the 1940s or … Read More