Strippers At The Christmas Party
I was just told about an incident that happened to a friend of mine a couple of years ago at a Christmas lunch. The whole office were out having a … Read More
Category: Humour
Rage Against The Machine
I had to laugh at the result of the race to the Christmas Number One in the charts. X-Factor’s winner – what’s his name? – beaten to the top spot … Read More
Naughty Office Games
As it’s our last day at work and there’s very little to do in the office today we needed something to do. So I searched the Internet for something to … Read More
Hard Nipples
Suze just looked out across the valley and said “Is that fog or snow.” A few minutes later the first flakes of snow started to fall and we knew that … Read More
Fucking Illuminating
I seem to be happening on some really good lighting ideas lately. This 4 tiered chandelier created from chrome coloured vibrators is a must for any sex toy testers home. … Read More
Chicks With Dicks 5
So, is this a classic piece of Photoshop or the most shocking image of a decadent millionaire lifestyle you’ve ever seen? Personally I think it’s a fake – though if … Read More
Chicks With Dicks 4
This particular Richard is of course pictured with Julia Roberts in the film “Pretty Woman”. While it may be great as a chick flick the message of the film – … Read More
Period Fucks – His Words, Not Mine!
William Shakespeare – Sonnet Number 18 “Shall I compare thee to a Summer’s day? Thou art more lovely and more temperate: Rough winds do shake the darling buds of May, … Read More
Chicks With Dicks 2
The second in this short series shows legend of the British film industry, Sir Richard (Dickie) Attenborough with Gerrie Halliwell. Still pulling the crackers after how many years in the … Read More
Chicks With Dicks 3
Our third chick with a Dick is Natalie, Richard (Ricky) Whittle’s dance partner in Strictly Come Dancing. This particular Dick is Suze’s second favourite Dick after my own at the … Read More
Seasonal Cock Disorder
It really has turned cold here over the past few days, more reminiscent of Winter than it has been over the past month or so. Even my cock is feeling … Read More
When You Need A Giant Cock
I just discovered Rock and Royal who make chandeliers and mosaics with a difference. Yes, they made the one in the image at the top of this post by commission, … Read More
Crazy Pussy
It’s that time of year when we put up the tree ready for the arrival of nephew. Don’t get me wrong we love Christmas but we always let nephew top … Read More
Accidental Panty Shot
Yes, I know I said no panties but I just found this on my hard disk. Amazing what you find lying around. Not just the panty shot either, I think … Read More
Golf Babes
With this sort of talent on the course it’s not surprising that Tiger Woods has (allegedly) been putting it about. Of course whenever I go to a golf course the … Read More
Secret Dildo Fun
Do I have a dirty mind? Take a look at the bottle. Now look again. Is it just me or does this bottle look like it has an alternate use … Read More
Winter Fuck
Every year as we head on in to Winter I have an overwhelming desire to fuck in the soft white snow when (and if) it finally arrives. There is a … Read More
Virtually Fucked
Yes I know this isn’t the least bit sexual but I couldn’t help but laugh at a computer store who hadn’t turned off the PC that was showing this message. … Read More
Seasonally Saucy
I’m normally quite late getting in to the Christmas spirit. I write my cards at the last minute and do my shopping later and later each year. It only really … Read More