Dirty Filthy Talk
OK, here’s the deal. We had a clearout recently, one of our sex toy purges. Three or four bags of toys went into the bin along with a load of … Read More
Category: Humour
Toying Around With Hookers
There is a belief that accountants are staid and boring people, totally predictable and unexciting. Well, this just shattered that myth. I’ve just been reading a story in today’s press … Read More
Rim Me Baby Lick That Ass
If ever anyone had to fix my computer they would be amazed if they could look back through my search strings. Some of them are so bizarre but bring up … Read More
Sperm At The Seaside
Ilfracombe in Devon have got some free publicity after they decided to change their town’s logo to update its images. £5000 later they have nice simple blue log that they … Read More
Extreme Machine Sex
I didn’t see this in Terminator Salvation, must have been cut.
Extreme Vibrator Girl
I think this proves that if you have never used a vibrator before you should read the instructions, or at least talk to the people in the shop where you … Read More
Is She Fucking Someone Else?
Getting In To Her Panties Have you ever been in a relationship which changed from being attentive and caring to one of suspicion? She doesn’t kiss me like she used … Read More
Eating Balls And Tasting Ass
I may watch Big Brother every year despite promising myself that I won’t get hooked this year. It ends up with me tuning in to see the housemates enter the … Read More
Plenty Of Pussy At The Fight Club
Our cat was very nervous last night, in fact we were wondering what he was up to, then we worked it out. The local cats have a Fight Club, and … Read More
Cock – Sure
I don’t know about anyone else but I feel a little disturbed at the thought of using some of the toys out there which are shaped in to animals. Somehow … Read More
Fucking Someone Else’s Wife
I can’t speak from experience but having an affair must be a combination of excitement and fear. Fear of being discovered either by the husband or wife, after all an … Read More
Suze In Leathers
We were out filling up my car one weekend when we pulled up behind this bike. Now Suze knows I would love a bike (if we could afford one), but … Read More
Show Me The Pink
Today’s post comes once again from the mall. Ok, so I don’t get out much these days. Lol We made a quick trip over this Sunday to pick up a … Read More
Voyeurism And The Couple Downstairs
When we first met we lived in the flat for about a year. One full year of fucking, discovery and naughty play, remind me to tell you about some of … Read More
Every Fetish You Can Wave Your Dick At
The Internet is a place where everyone’s own little fetishes can be expressed. We’ve long since given up thinking “We’ve seen it all now.” Because there is always someone who’s … Read More
Rate My Boobs
It had to happen. The Austrians are hosting a competition dedicated to plastic surgery called Miss Plastic Surgery. Judging will take place by a panel of doctors selected from a … Read More
Bathroom Naughtiness
I knew there was a good reason I never sit on toilet seats in public facilities. Chastise me if you wish but I have to be honest and admit that … Read More
Playing With My Pussy
I’m sorry if you came over thinking this was going to be the usual dose of porn. Alex and I have been cat lovers for the last 10 years or … Read More
Real Life Hentai Girl
OK, I was wrong, some Japanese girls do look like the hentai image I posted yesterday. Just without the purple hair. .