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I’m loving this image. A truly red hot thong.
Category: Humour
Sex With Strings
It was time for my regular checkup at the dentist last week and as I drove down I felt quite content that all I would require this visit would be … Read More
Wild Monkey Sex?
I can’t say I’ve ever been able to understand what women saw in Johnny Weissmuller but for a time he was probably the closest thing that women had to porn. … Read More
Whoops, There Goes My Pussy
We have a TV programme in the UK called You’ve Been framed. It is composed of amusing moments caught on camera by members of the public. Some of them are … Read More
Very Naughty Santa
I’m normally quite late getting in to the Christmas spirit. I write my cards at the last minute and do my shopping later and later each year. It only really … Read More
Give Me A Pearl Necklace For Christmas
That’s one thing I have never desired, well least not one made with an oyster’s shell. Lol I think it goes way back to my school days, bear with me. … Read More
Fuck Me Like A Machine, Oh, You Are A Machine!
Now is it just me or does the very thought of a mechanical dildo not exactly arouse? I first saw the Sybian about a year ago and couldn’t help but … Read More
Porn Virgins
Can you remember the first time you watched porn, what it was you watched and how old you were? Quite a challenge, well for me anyway, I’ve watched so much … Read More
Where’s The Pussy
Today we popped out to stock up as supplies were starting to run a little low. We got some bacon for some comforting sarnis. Sadly it smelled like rubber while … Read More
Katy Perry And Golden Showers
I went shopping to the mall with Alex’s mum today and had a most enjoyable day. It was nice not feeling like I had to hurry because my partner was … Read More
Sexy Girl In The Mirror
Tight and hot, that’s exactly what you would have thought if you had been walking behind Suze today, trudging through the snow on the way to the shops. Her ass … Read More
Suck Me While I Sleep
My waking dream this morning was pretty amazing. I dreamt that Suze and I were working in a factory making some form of electrical devices. Don’t ask me what, it’s … Read More
Gotta Love MILFs
When does a yummy mummy become a MILF? I think there is a difference. Motherhood can make a woman far more attractive, it does something to her body and demeanour. … Read More
Prostitutes And Stupid Johns
I should imagine that most guys who use the services of a lady of the night would keep it secret and certainly wouldn’t involve the police. Not so for Ryan … Read More
Frig Me Silly
I have some strange thoughts I know, don’t remind me but can frigging be bad for your health. I was reading an article last night about vibration white finger or … Read More
Silly Sex
I didn’t see this in Terminator Salvation, must have been cut.
He Does Amazing Things With His Cock
It’s always a delight to have my friend round for lunch and catch up on things. However it does involve a lot of pre visit work before she arrives. As … Read More
Danger Lesbians On The Edge (of The Stairs)
The Health And Safety people would have a field day with this one. High heels on a slippery marble stair and then standing on one leg. I ask you …
Fergie In Leather
Being in the UK we don’t have Thanksgiving as such. however I would like to give thanks for Fergie. Especially when she wears a leather bra. Does that count?
Vibrator Pile Driver?
I think this proves that if you have never used a vibrator before you should read the instructions, or at least talk to the people in the shop where you … Read More