Breast Art
We’re all for appreciating natural beauty over here at AlexSuze. So any campaign, by anyone to promote the love of natural curves is something we’d really like to support. Strangely … Read More
Category: Non-Fiction
Non-Fiction
Getting Filthy In Cars
Word of warning dear readers, I will be asking for a little reader participation regarding this post. 😉 Alex and I both have cars, his new one is a dark … Read More
Pussy Flash And Cock Colours
If you’ve been reading us for a while you may know that I experience a form of synaesthesia. In my case I see colours associated with sensations. The more intense … Read More
Saved By Whopping Hooters
I may look at breast implants in a whole new light after reading how they could have saved a woman in the US from certain death. Lydia Carranza was shot … Read More
Latex Pussy
Betcha can’t imagine what I was dreaming about last night … betcha!
Eaten Out To The Extreme
I think I found one of the most surprising and unexpected fetishes today. It’s “vorarephilia”, the fetish for eating or being eaten by others. It’s not necessarily about cannibalism, as … Read More
Visual Kink
Following on from my little rant about the fashion world the other day and the fact that I have never been a follower of fashion, I have happened across something … Read More
Watch Out For The Cock
Trousers by Guanabeetv I’ve never been one to follow fashion and I have no intention of doing so especially in the light of the fact that there are too many … Read More
Upskirt Panty Perv
I found these today and I’m not sure if I like them or not. These cushions are supposed to resemble chambermaids kneeling. Uhm…even more pervy don’t you think. Lol They … Read More
Fucked On The Filing Cabinets, A Boardroom Balling
Following on from my post about hats yesterday I did a bit of thinking and realised what the most un-sexy hat is. It’s the bowler hat. There was a time … Read More
When I Need It Hard
I know that spam isn’t targeted as such, they will send it out to anyone and if you respond they like it even more. I’ve now started getting emails requesting … Read More
Dildo Fun And Spit Roast Too!
I want to go and live in Newfoundland. Well, I have for a long time because despite never having been to Canada in my life I have a feeling I’d … Read More
Tit-fer For Tatt
Having a fetish for hats is something that I can understand. Hats have up until recently been falling out of fashion. In recent years they have become a little more … Read More
Sexy Mile High Babes
I was rather amused by the story in today’s Sun. They have reported on a story about several British Airways girls flashing various parts on their bodies in saucy images. … Read More
Cumming Hard At The Gym
You will have to forgive me regaling my tales of my trips to the gym over the next few days. I’m sure my enthusiasm will wane. Only joking. Lol Over … Read More
I Lurve Cock
It goes without saying I suppose, you all know what I’m like by now. Can’t keep my hands off it and need to devour it several times daily. Lol I … Read More
Fucked Over In Italy
I’m sure that a lot of people in the IT world have been chortling to themselves over the rather hollow “victory” that competitors to IE have scored over Microsoft. After … Read More
Sex And Smoking
Smoking is something that is becoming less and less socially acceptable. The introduction of the smoking ban in every enclosed space in Britain except private dwellings has changed the behaviour … Read More
Eau De Cunt ;)
I’ve started going back to gym this week in earnest. I’d just started to get going with it again when Alex’s car died and he had to use mine but … Read More
Screaming Orgasms
It often occurs to me that I cannot come quietly. I’ve tried, believe me but the more I stifle my moans the less “natural” it makes the moment. It’s nothing … Read More