The Neighbours Are Making Porn
The residents of The Coppice in Bradley Stoke On Trent, Bristol are up in arms about one of their residents. James Edwards 42 a blue movie maker is using his … Read More
Category: Non-Fiction
Non-Fiction
Oooh That’s A Big One!
Suze and the cat are not impressed with the size of mine but I love it. What? My new monitor of course. After mine took a dive into silicon oblivion … Read More
Fashionably Filthy
When I was younger it was something you didn’t tell anyone. That is apart from you very best friend, who you could trust with everything, even your life. And even … Read More
Prime Time PVC Perversion
If you are a long time reader you will be aware that we are big fans of Harry Hill’s TV Burp. We don’t watch a lot of TV but TV … Read More
Popping In For Porn
As we were in the area yesterday we toddled off to the adult shop to check out the DVDs. It was only a flying visit but we couldn’t believe our … Read More
Sex And Your Valentine
Just in case anyone out there had forgotten, it’s only two weeks until Valentines Day. Valentines Day may be about love, but of course the expression of that love may … Read More
Anal-ize This
Some impulses really should be suppressed. I’m not against a bit of anal exploration, done carefully, with the right sex toy and plenty of lube it can be fun if … Read More
Fucking The Teacher
When I fucked the teacher … Apologies to Abba for that one. When I was at school my O-Level biology teacher was female. Boy was she female. I would fantasise … Read More
Fuck Me Shoes
I know it seems to have become a bit of a tradition that girls collect shoes but I have never been one to follow the norm. For me shoes are … Read More
Fucking Twats
This is in no way related to sex but I’m so incensed by it that I have to say something. In the UK the DVLA look after licensing cars and … Read More
Nipples Out
It’s bloody freezing this morning. Imagine all the nipples standing proud and erect! Yep, just for a change I woke up horny this morning. Lot’s of work to do if … Read More
Anal Sex, BDSM And Lots Of Kink
Alex and I are opened minded when it comes to sex, as they say we are willing to try most things. If you had asked me a few years ago … Read More
Sex Play In Public
If you read regularly you will have worked out that I have a playful nature and enjoy having fun both in and out of the bedroom. As they say life … Read More
She’s Cumming
There’s something new coming and she’s better than ever. It’s the new, improved … Nah, you’ll have to wait and see 🙂
3D Pornography
I didn’t get chance to watch Caligula the first time round, which is strange because I was aware of it and just as filthy then as I am now. Just … Read More
Eating Cum
The last time I checked we were in the 21st century. But if you read this definition of the term Limp Biscuit on Urban dictionary (Definitions #2 and #3) you … Read More
Pussy Pussy
Is this the most incongruous use of a cat in a picture? I have absolutely no idea what the reason behind it is so does anyone have any suggestions?
Novelty Sex
Last week we had a very interesting meeting with one of the UK’s few sex toy designers. He was in the area and met up with us to demonstrate at … Read More
Celebrities In The Nude
When I wrote the post about Ulrika Johnson being a bit of a MILF I didn’t mention that Googling her name produces some images that I’m guessing are not entirely … Read More
Making Him Hard ;)
I love making Alex hard and the number of ways I’m able to bring about that physical response. It can be something I said or maybe a look. And every … Read More