Getting Your Tech Pussy
Is Tech sexy? I’m coming to the conclusion that Geek is most definitely sexy for some people. To be specific Geek girls, in glasses, doing the looking up at the … Read More
Category: Non-Fiction
Non-Fiction
Porn, A Dirty Job But Someone Has To Do It
Alex and I have unwittingly accumulated a stockpile of porn DVD’s we both need to review. I suppose it could be classed as an occupational hazard. Lol But seriously, I … Read More
Shall I Tell You Where He Put His Cock?
Weird Masturbation Technique Male masturbation has come on in leaps and bounds over the last couple of years. No longer do they have to resort to using their left hand, … Read More
Exotic French BlowJobs ? Parlez Vous Porno?
The lingua franca of porn has to be English. Due to the overwhelmingly US bias of pornography, even that produced elsewhere tends to be promoted in English and appear on … Read More
Ultimate Blue Movie
We’re off out this afternoon to see Avatar. It’s the first time we’ve been to the cinema for years and it’s in 3D! Really looking forward to the experience apart … Read More
Cold As A Witch’s Tit
I’ve got a meeting today over on the east side of the UK. That presents a problem because that’s where they are predicting snow showers right around the time I’ll … Read More
Deeeeeep Throat
Despite us Brits being open minded when it comes to sex and sexuality we still aren’t totally confident about revealing this in public. Well some are but not most, it’s … Read More
Masturbation Addiction
I’m usually an avid follower of Big Brother in all its forms but this year I haven’t seen much of the footage, I’ve not really been that bothered about watching. … Read More
Perverted Art And Big Breasted Girls
Alice In The Nude These pictures aren’t to my taste, though in the context of alternative Alice Illustrations they are inventive and of a style that fit the Alice stories … Read More
Robot Porn Is Here
Call me sad if you like and I know you will but I just downloaded the latest version of Google’s Android SDK so I can play around with it with … Read More
Lesbian Fucks
I’ve spent the past couple of days having an early e-spring clean. My emails have been filed away or deleted and I can now see the wood for the trees … Read More
Muff Diving For A Hobby
I would like to thank one of our wonderful readers who brought a site to my attention today, she knows what makes us tick at AlexSuze. We are always on … Read More
Porn In One Hand leaves One Free For Masturbation
I read this rather interesting commentary on the Nexus One today. I like the comment on how having porn on your mobile device leaves one hand free for, well, other … Read More
Knicker Sniffer
I love pretty lingerie, most girls do it not only makes you look good but feel good when you are wearing it, even though most men won’t get to see … Read More
The Final Finger Fuck?
G I’m Coming It appears like many women have been under the misapprehension that we have a G-spot. For those who haven’t heard of it, the g-spot is a spongy … Read More
Latex And Lube
Latex is as I mentioned yesterday a bit of a phase I’m going through at the moment. Take this image for example. It’s stunningly gorgeous as much for the visual … Read More
Sluts R Us ;)
You have to admire the subtlety of the Mint Club in Leeds. They decided to advertise one of their events for “Filth” by distributing flyers to the general public depicting … Read More
Porn World Central
If you don’t unlock your iPhone there’s one thing for sure – when it comes to applications Apple has you by the dangly bits. Because of this and Apple’s inconsistent … Read More
Sex And Snow
Snow may be picturesque but it really takes it out of you. Luckily driving back from work today wasn’t too bad. I was the only person (including my boss) who … Read More
Cock In The Back, Cock In The Front
I was under the impression that most people saw their cock action in the back of a car. you have to have a decent sized motor to get up to … Read More