Flashy Cunt
There are some accessories that make a statement but some are a statement too far. I’m not talking here about the Lady Ga Ga OTT ridiculous designer gear but something … Read More
Category: Non-Fiction
Non-Fiction
Luscious Ladies In Latex
I don’t know who it was who first decided to put a human body in the sort of kinky latex gear than hugs the body so well and emphasises every … Read More
Giving Alex A Bit Of Anal
When Alex receives toys to test I love getting involved. Wanking him off with a new masturbator is really enjoyable, it arouses me just as much as him. Something to … Read More
Fucking In Your Sleep
Until the other night I had never heard of this condition, yes I’ve heard of sleepwalking, night terrors and even sleep apnoea (the person stops breathing momentarily whilst sleeping) but … Read More
Fucking Frenzy
Alex and I had a great evening yesterday drinking red wine and watching Ashes To Ashes on DVD. Longing to be back in the 80’s when guys dressed smartly and … Read More
Female Doctors Are Sexy
I love female doctors. They are intelligent, driven, independent and know how to give a prostate exam; And of course they have access to all sorts of medical equipment hehehe. … Read More
Free Porn On Your PC
If you are considering treating yourself to a new laptop in the January sales you could do far worse than pay a visit to Currys. You could get some free … Read More
Fucking Before The Congregation
I’ve had sex in some strange and wonderful places over the years. The most exciting was on a train returning home from a day out n the early hours. I’m … Read More
Girls And Porn That Go Both Ways
We just finished watching The People Versus Larry Flynt. Yes I know we may the last people on the planet not to have seen the film but there you go. … Read More
Tasting A Real Woman
Women are like wine. Clichéd as it is the analogy is quite a good one I think. I’ve never been fond of Beaujolais, it’s like a giggling schoolgirl lacking in … Read More
Filthy Fucking Under The Counter
Some businesses are obviously successful. You see them turning over huge quantities of cash and serving a vast customer base. There are businesses that seem to flourish, or at least … Read More
Cumming Later Than Expected
Belated December Roundup I’m now beginning to reap the benefits of my recent trip to the Venus Sexpo in Berlin. There were several new toys and manufacturers exhibiting but I … Read More
Pussies In Hot Underwear
What’s New Pussycat? Christmas day was a day of entertainment for my family, I had just about everyone round the table. It was tiring but so enjoyable as we don’t … Read More
Extreme And Weird Sex Toy
Lets Play Doctors And Nurses 😉 I have reviewed a wide range of toys over the last 3 years both on this site and more recently over on Sex Toys … Read More
A Hardon – The Perfect Christmas Gift
I know they say that you should give selflessly at Christmas time but you do have to ask, “has anyone been bought a packet of Viagra this year?”. It would … Read More
Doggie Style Clit Rub
I’ve probably shared this with you before so if I have forgive me. Alex and I love to keep our bushes in order, we trim and shave each other once … Read More
Celebrity Nude Photos
We’ve all come across them, the celebrity nude photo purporting to be an image of a celeb, politician or other such public figure. Some I have to say are very … Read More
More Foxy Vampires
I found this after the last post. Loving the 1970 trailer but particularly the bit at 1:30 in the video where the “sword” gets knocked out of the guy’s hand … Read More
Chasing Lesbian Vampires
If you want to find Lesbian Vampires your Tube is the place to be LOL. Of course you undead aficionados out there will know that lesbianism in vampire stories has … Read More
Weird Vibrator Sex
Take One Finger And A Vibrator. I seem to be on a bit of a role with my strange and ill-conceived sex toy search. This one is probably one of … Read More