I Want To Suck Your Lollipop
I was reminded whilst searching for an image for one of my posts of the classic girl sucking a lollipop. Whilst some of these images can look quite alluring, others … Read More
Category: Non-Fiction
Non-Fiction
Short Skirts And Wet T-Shirts
Perhaps it’s just me but I am beginning to wonder what possesses some people to dress the way they do when they go out at night. Despite the weather turning … Read More
Vibrators With Everything
A while ago now I wrote a post about a mascara with a vibrating brush to aid application, although I’m not sure if it would help me apply the paint … Read More
Cumming For The First Time
I don’t actually remember when I first came. It was in a wet dream, I know that and when it happened I did what boys usually do and cleared it … Read More
Seriously Sexy
I’m currently working on a few reviews for Erotic Buzz. The one I’ve just published over there is for a book of Christmas themed stories called “Seriously Sexy” from Xcite … Read More
Spit On My Cock And I’ll Dribble In Your Ass
No, actually please don’t. I don’t have an issue with women’s saliva as such but having just watched yet another porn scene where spitting seems to punctuate every sexual act, … Read More
The Suburban Sex Slaves Of Surbiton
When I was growing up a feature of my televisual entertainment was a stream of situation comedies and British comedy films from Pinewood and Elstree. One of the running themes … Read More
Cock Holding
I notice that cuckolding seems to have become a favourite pastime over the last few months. No playing with the trainset or filling the garage with car parts in the … Read More
Oh Fuck Me You Beast!
There’s a British celeb whose notoriety was enhanced a few years ago when he was overheard making love to another celeb. Specifically because she apparently cried out “Oh fuck me … Read More
Japanese Girls
Showing my age here I remember this video. Aneka, real name Mary Sandeman, was a folk singer who attained number one chart success in 1981 with “Japanese Boy” then slipped … Read More
Alien Ass Invader
Here’s an interesting thought. I was just washing an anal toy that we’ve recently acquired for review, and it occurred to me; Could you slip a butt pug inside your … Read More
Delivering Filth
I was thinking just the other day when I looked at the crates of toys I store in my bedroom which have been tested and reviewed just how long I’ve … Read More
Christmas Porn
Christmas porn always strikes me as a bit odd. Not that I don’t like lots of nice ladies in skimpy, very impractical fur trimmed outfits. It’s just that like all … Read More
Tattooed Temptress
This isn’t what you’d call up to the standard of Avatar. It’s not rendered with a gazillion polygons or infinitely detailed texture wrapping but it’s a nice idea and it … Read More
And Sexy Is…
Exactly what is sexy? I believe it is a subjective expression because everyone has their own personal interpretation of it. For me sexy can be a wry smile playing upon … Read More
Gang Banged
I wrote an article a couple of years ago about the different types of orgasms and erections I get. I even had it published in a magazine. The reason I … Read More
Sexy Socks
Ah random search term number 2043 … LOL