Category: Non-Fiction

I can understand why people collect things, I’ve participated in this most of my life. Everything from pigs to condoms and everything in between. Actually I got quite a collection … Read More

It never fails to amaze me just industrious perverts can be, they will go to any lengths to satisfy their depraved minds. Although there is a certain amount of humour … Read More

It just occurred to me as I sit here freely viewing porn on a daily, no correct that, hourly basis that there is nobody stood looking over my shoulder. In … Read More

It seemed like a good idea at the time, screwing until the early hours. Now after a day at work my eyelids are heavy and I feel like shit. I’m … Read More

Hands up if you have ever given your fella a blow job in a public car park. waves hand in the air Anyone else? Come on own up. It’s a … Read More

I’m now wondering if I am one of a minority when I thought I was just the same as everyone else. Got you thinking now haven’t I? I’m talking about … Read More

Not before time, Tesco supermarkets have announced they are going to stocking extra large condoms. I don’t know why they haven’t been widely available before now. Not that I’m bragging … Read More

There is a point in any training/dieting regime when you recognise that you’ve lost enough weight. Right? Not for Victoria Beckham. Gone are the pretty legs peeping out from under … Read More

I recently mentioned that several years ago Suze said it would be OK if I slept with her best friend. That came as a bit of a surprise, a very … Read More

We all understand the power of using sex to sell products and services. For example where would Agent Provocateur be without the raunchy advertising, the bottle of aftershave which women … Read More

I’ve never been what you would call a follower of fashion. To me if you have to make yourself stand out through your attire then what does that say about … Read More

This image is from here. It makes the almost psychedelic page layout look normal. If you’re wondering what the hell all the site is about …it’s selling fashion jewellery apparently.

The media is a rapacious beast and loves nice easy stereotypes of “The youth of today”. In the past this was used to label youth culture as being degenerate or … Read More

OK, no names, no pack drill. We just watched a TV programme that succeeded in being packed with salacious language and “revelations” and yet was almost completely bereft of factual … Read More

I’m typically British I moan when it’s raining and cold but when the sun comes out I also moan about it being too hot to do anything. And when I … Read More

Over the poast week I’ve had my erotic story hat on and written a few pieces of filthy fiction. You can read them here: Blow Job In A Strange Bedroom … Read More