The Real Amsterdam XXX
It’s all good and well booking your flight with the premise that you will be arriving early enough to make something of your first day until you realise that you … Read More
Category: Non-Fiction
Non-Fiction
Ass To Spank
While walking around the huge sex toy distribution warehouse we visited in The Netherlands last week Suze couldn’t help but spank a big ass masturbator as she walked past. You … Read More
Jordan Kingsley Wants Me To Put My Head Where?
Whilst we were chatting away I mentioned to the gorgeous Jordan that we needed to get some pics of her to post up on our site. And without giving it … Read More
Fetish Sex Story
If you like your fetish then you really need to be over at Kinky Halo. There are a range of free fetish sex stories, like this one: “I carried on … Read More
Sex In The Clouds And A Cock In Her Mouth
If you like this “His cock glistened with her saliva. Her eyes fixed on it, then her tongue caressed the end. Her hand reached up and encircled the shaft moving … Read More
Sex In The Kitchen
Writing the post earlier today about how much I like this time of year reminded me of a time not long after we first met when we went out with … Read More
Saleswomen Who Will Do Anything For A Sale ;-)
When I’m at work I often get called by representatives of various companies. They use various techniques to try and sell you their products, some more desperate than others. One … Read More
When I Can`t Have Him I’ll Have Her
For the last couple of months I have indulged in being able to stay in bed a little longer whilst Alex has to get up to go to work. Working … Read More
Hookers And Blow
Alex and I have never been heavily into the drugs scene. We dabbled with pot some years ago when we were students and all our friends were doing it. Not … Read More
Whipped And Busted
Regular readers will know that we have our nephew round quite regularly at the weekends. He’s a lot of fun, very well behaved and great to give back because he … Read More
Hand Job On A Sunday afternoon
I remember once laying in bed on a sunny afternoon with the sun streaming through the curtains. We were in our first flat and life was a little simpler than … Read More
Screaming Orgasm For The Neighbours
Yesterday was a very busy and intense day. I spent the morning and most of the afternoon pitching to potential clients. Not easy but very rewarding when it all comes … Read More
Natural Italian Women
Another from our Italian archives, the last one in fact: In Persuit Of Hairsuit The owners of the villa were very friendly and the woman spoke a little English which … Read More
Poodle Caboodle On Candid Twitter Chat
I was going to re-tweet the tweet I saw today on Über Twitter’s “Everyone near me” feature, but I thought better of it as it could embarrass. I found it … Read More
Are All Female Doctors Actually Lesbians?
Thanks to Matthew for this video. I dare say not one of you men out there hasn’t fantasised about playing a very naughty game of Doctors and Nurses. But I … Read More
Cum For Breakfast
I woke up this morning feeling so horny, if I had possessed a cock it would have been as hard as a rock. 😉 Suze must have had what would … Read More
The Bear Naked Truth About Little Fetishes
The Internet is a place where everyone’s own little fetishes can be expressed. We’ve long since given up thinking “We’ve seen it all now.” Because there is always someone who’s … Read More
Going Head To Head With A Pornstar
I’ve been waiting for months for the opportunity to meet up with one of my favourite female pornstars. Meetings have fell through in the past due to cancelled plans or … Read More
British Pussy
Britain seems to have a dual personality, especially when viewed from outside. On the one hand there’s the “British reserve”, stiff upper lip and all that. On the other there’s … Read More
XXX Filthy Talk
If you want to know exactly what’s going on in the adult world you need to have a good chat with your local sex shop proprietor. I kid you not. … Read More