Katie Jerking Off Peter
I’ve watched the Katie (aka Jordan) and Peter saga since they got together. At first I was of the opinion that it was a publicity stunt for them both. I … Read More
Category: Non-Fiction
Non-Fiction
I’ve Been Masturbating Again
This is my second and final day of feigned sickness from work. I have toyed with the idea of running it to 3 days but I think that would be … Read More
Get It On – As fast as you can
The Pronto Condom I can’t work out if this is a good idea or if this is an over complication of a very simple product. I can see why you … Read More
Spit Roast And Clit Orgasms
I was naughty today but keep it to yourselves. I couldn’t be arsed to go in to work and decided to feign illness. Bad of me I know but I … Read More
A Chance For Me To Check Out Some Cock
Yesterday morning I did as I normally do. Fired up my PC (got that from Gene Hunt in Ashes to Ashes), checked my email and logged on to my social … Read More
Anal Sex With The Office Girls
What would life be without a bit of office banter? Well, not as spicy as it was today. As you know, Suze’s female workmates can get a little sex-obsessed (says … Read More
She’s So Well Stacked
Last August bank holiday a piece of history was lost by Sheffield. We all saw the demise of the Tinsley towers. They had played their part in the industrial history … Read More
Sex In The Park
We have all been to a fun park of one sort or another. My favourite here in the UK has to be Alton Towers, you can spend a full day … Read More
The Ultimate Birthday Present For Your Son – A Prostitute
OK, so this story doesn’t say that it was the boy’s birthday, but trying to solicit the services of a prostitute for your 14 year old son surely has to … Read More
Rubbing My Clit All Night
The other day I wrote about clitoral masturbation. I was focusing on the connection between stess and being able to stimulate my clitoris using my favourite toys. Usually without any … Read More
Evil Hardcore – Hell Is Where The Party Is
Want to find out what fun the people in hell have? You’d best pop across to Sex Toys Buzz and read my review of Hell Is Where The Party Is … Read More
Yohanna The Hot Ice Maiden
Pity about the dress, it really didn’t do her justice (click the image to see the music video as opposed to the live performance) , but the song was pleasant … Read More
How To Get Your Woman Screaming
And me for that matter. How many times can Wuthering Heights be remade? At least 10 times according to IMDB, though in all honesty I lost count because with different … Read More
Sexy Mobile Messaging
Sex and relationships have consequences. Many of them good, some bad. It’s understanding the fact that every encounter you have can have an impact on the rest of your life … Read More
Sex For Money – But Apparently It’s not Prostitution
Having watched this video I think the story that I wrote (below) a while a go is a bit tame. These men and women seem happy that all their relationship … Read More
Monster Fucks
Here’s a question for everyone. If you could create life, i.e. from nothing create a new life form, would you go to bed with it? I’m not talking about a … Read More
Sexually Charged
I felt quite good driving in to work this morning, it was Friday and the weight of the week would soon be leaving my shoulders. It’s been a long and … Read More
Turn Me On And Fuck Me
Looking back at my sexual preferences and how they have developed I can see a pattern that I think mirrors that which many people would recognise. Your first yearnings are … Read More
All I Want Is A REAL 9.5″ Cock
I’m talking about the famous pornstar Ron Jeremy. He claims to have that amount of cock hidden away in his trousers. I can’t pass comment because I have made every … Read More
Bizarre And Japanese
Here at AlexSuze.com we’re big believers in safe sex. It’s difficult to comprehend why anyone wouldn’t be, yet there are those who put themselves and others at risk every time … Read More