Category: Non-Fiction

I know it seems to have become a bit of a tradition that girls collect shoes but I have never been one to follow the norm. For me shoes are … Read More

Today I was naughty – I wagged work or for those who haven’t a clue what I meant by that, I didn’t go in and feigned illness. Yesterday we had … Read More

Apologies to Abba for that one. When I was at school my O-Level biology teacher was female. Boy was she female. I would fantasise about her quite regularly. The big … Read More

Now I must be working for the wrong company because there is no way that any of the staff where I work (with the exception of the IT guy) would … Read More

Alex and I are opened minded when it comes to sex, as they say we are willing to try most things. If you had asked me a few years ago … Read More

The A-Team has to rank as one of the worlds cheesiest TV formats. Week after week thousands of rounds of ammunition were fired both by and at the renegade soldier/mercenaries … Read More

I shouldn’t laugh at other people’s misfortunes but sometimes the circumstances have you heaving with laughter. The headline read “A man who was smacked in the nose by a stripper’s … Read More

This may be my dirty mind at work but Suze just read out the URL of the website for the sink cleaner we have http://plugholesneedlovetoo.com/. Does that sound dirty or … Read More

There’s a great way to get yourself in the paper. Court controversy. This firm has done just that by advertising Chav-free holidays. If you’re not sure what a Chav is, … Read More

Guess where I got invited to today. A Porn star’s birthday party. Apparently she throws great parties and encourages people to take pictures of her. The cynic in me of … Read More