Nicole Scherzinger Hot New Underwear
What’s New Pussycat? Christmas day was a day of entertainment for my family, I had just about everyone round the table. It was tiring but so enjoyable as we don’t … Read More
Category: Non-Fiction
Non-Fiction
Am I A Sex Object?
I don’t think of myself as a vain person. Suze would tell you the same. In fact she’d probably tell you that I ought to take more care of my … Read More
Extreme Sex Toy Invasion, Up Periscope!
Lets Play Doctors And Nurses 😉 I have reviewed a wide range of toys over the last 3 years both on this site and more recently over on Sex Toys … Read More
Lesbian Blood Lust And Barely Legal Lesbian Vampires
Of course you undead aficionados out there will know that lesbianism in vampire stories has been around since the 19th century. Take a look in the font of all knowledge … Read More
Lesbian Killer Vampires
A Little Nipple Nibble With Lesbians I haven’t managed to catch one episode of Gavin and Stacey this year despite the great write up the series gets. It stars Matthew … Read More
Porn For All And I Mean All!
I just came across this story on The Sun newspaper’s website. There are two aspects to this story. One that I think is hyperbole caused by the context in which … Read More
Finger Fucks With A Very Special Vibrator
Take One Finger And A Vibrator. I seem to be on a bit of a role with my strange and ill-conceived sex toy search. This one is probably one … Read More
MILFs You’d Fuck Then Sing Along With
Over Christmas the DVD Mama Mia became the UK’s best selling DVD of al time. Perhaps it proves again that in times like these many people want a feel-good film … Read More
If It Hurts It Must Have Been Good
Happy New Year everyone, and to all of you nursing a hangover this morning, my sympathies.
Slutty And Sluttier
I have covered the subject of porn and various acts carried out which simply don’t work before. The prime one for me is the male pornstar inserting his middle finger … Read More
Banging Italian Women
Sadly there are some Italian men who will not be banging their wives this New Year because of a protest by the Mediterranean girls over illegal fireworks. It would seem … Read More
Opening Up Wide For You
It occurred to me just now, yes I’m writing this as the thoughts come to me. This blog is heavily themed around sex and sexuality, most if not all the … Read More
More Sex On The Beach
The British businessman Vince Acors 34 has now returned to England following the “sex on the beach” scandal over in Dubai where he and Michelle Palmer 36 were accused of … Read More
Paris Hilton Sex Tape, Again, and Again …
You would be surprised, or perhaps you wouldn’t be surprised at the amount of comment spam we get. What is quite amusing is that some comment spammers actually still try … Read More
How To Give Him A Blow Job He’ll Remember
They say if you want to know how to do something just ask. And that is exactly what I am doing. I’m asking a guy, my guy how he likes … Read More
Woo Hoo, Everyones Gone Lets Get It On
I love this time of year but it has really taken its toll on both of us this year. On the run up to Christmas we both came down with … Read More
Porn DVD Alert!
Suze and I were just discussing last night’s visit by my parents when I remembered the DVD player incident. OK, well potential incident. A few months ago we bought a … Read More
Small And Green But Ever So Sexy
It would be interesting to know if anyone else shares my enthusiasm for vegetables. I love them all, not one do I dislike. In fact I would go as far … Read More
Mini-Me’s Sex Tape
A little bit of poking around revealed this, an alleged sex tape of Mini-Me (Verne Troyer). Is it real or is it a fake. Click the image and you decide. … Read More
Bridgette The Midget
Here’s a tip for all of you who are a little bit under the weather and maybe suffering from a winter bug. Being in such a state can impair your … Read More