Hump It Or Dump It?
I have so many products sent out to me for testing that every now and then I have to do a sex toy regroup and decide which products stay and … Read More
Category: Non-Fiction
Non-Fiction
Going Hard and Going Home
Imagine the scene, it’s Friday and I’m driving home from the office in my car, which I will explain at this point is a large Mercedes 4×4. This puts me … Read More
Breaking Balls
I just returned from a week’s trip over to Cyprus. It was part work and part holiday, fortunately more pleasure than business. Alex and I had gone over with my … Read More
Canada Here We Come!
Losing my father towards the end of last year awoke something in me. I decided that I was going to live life to the full. He was taken from me … Read More
Sunday Morning Masturbation
I haven’t written about our sex lives for ages but events this morning made me realise I just had to let you know about some of the things we get … Read More
December Sex Toy Roundup
Historically the run up to Christmas tends to be quiet in the sex toy world with most manufacturers opting to wait until the first shows of the season like ANME … Read More
Too Much Of A Good Thing
I seem to have spent the last 3 weeks eating out with friends, relatives and work acquaintances. Oh, and the woman from gym whose friend thought I was gay. Lol … Read More
Fast Cars & Hot Sex
Alex inherited a very nice Mercedes 4 x 4 recently which meant that we had the inconvenience of having 3 cars to provide parking for. This pushed us in to … Read More
Surrounded By Sex Toys In Germany
The eroFame hall was about 80% full with stands purveying their wares. We ensured that we covered all the exhibition stands by working the hall in a grid pattern, row … Read More
eroFame Continued – Rain and Coaches
The coach arrived outside the partner hotel to pick us up and it was raining, very much like the weather we left behind in the UK. It took us to … Read More
Free Porn And Sex In Hotel Rooms
On previous visits to the fair we have stayed in the partner hotel where most of the exhibitors tend to be staying. This gives you the opportunity to have impromptu … Read More
eroFame 2013 Trip – The Journey
The day had finally come to make our way over to Hanover, Germany. It had been 3 long months since our last industry show and we were more than a … Read More
Being Naughty In Germany
It’s almost that time of year again as we make our final arrangements to visit the eroFame show in Hanover, Germany again. eroFame is Europe’s largest B2B event and now … Read More
Giving Oral Sex With A Russian Twist
I’ve only actually seen one Eastern European porn movie “Moscow MILFs” and that wasn’t I’m afraid the biggest turn on I’ve ever experienced
Clitoral Reluctance
Sometimes it is down to the sex toy not hitting the mark or a lack of lubrication around your clitoris. The simple addition of water based lubricant or even spit can aid clitoral stimulation. It took me a while to realise this but the wetter you are when indulging in clitoral play the more you tend to feel.
Gym Buddies Or Should I Say We Can’t Go On Together…
It’s a fact that when asked most people would want to have the ability to work from home. After all you can follow your own schedule, taking time out to … Read More
Zoo Keeper Day The Final Instalment
Following a delicious lunch with the head keeper and Alex I left the cool air conditioned café and entered the steaming hot sunshine outside. My clothes were now sticking to … Read More
When Should I Suggest Fisting To My Girlfriend
I was reading an article today in one of the online versions of a glossy magazine about “When Is It Right To Get My New Girlfriend Into Bed?” The journalist/agony … Read More
Zoo Keeper Day Part Trois
I was taken to the primate kitchen for my next part of my keeper day. This was a small room to the side of the main primate enclosure. My task … Read More