Britnety And Rihanna Get It On
The problem is they got it on at eight in the evening. Now while I’m all for a bit of raunchiness we have a ruling in the UK that before … Read More
Category: Non-Fiction
Non-Fiction
When One Pair Of Boobs IS Enough
It’s a fact that women’s boobs seem to be increasing in size. You can tell this from the lingerie stands in women’s outlets. Not so many years ago you would … Read More
When One Pair Of Boobs Just Isn’t Enough
The Sun newspaper has a page on its website called superbabes. You can find it here. Lot’s of celebrity pictures to look at if you’re that way inclined. One thing … Read More
Lube It Up Baby ;)
I’m not a lover of silicone lubricant because it can’t be used with most of my silicone toys because it could degrade them or at worse melt them. Don’t get … Read More
Not Your Average Hitch Hiker
This is what most guys think of when they imagine picking up a hitch hiker. I can almost guarantee this fantasy will not be matched by reality. :p
Squatting Schoolgirl, Secret Panties
I think this counts as the oddest and most uncomfortable looking DVD covers I’ve ever encountered. I don’t read Japanese so if anyone does can they translate it for me? … Read More
Now The Nipples Are Out
I told you it was changeable, the sun’s come out. Time for a quick trip to the shops and on with a huge pile of Sex Toy Reviews. See you … Read More
Wet In The Morning
I was woken this morning by rain beating down outside. Accompanied by bright sunshine. It’s going to be one of those days that The weather men refer to as “changeable”. … Read More
Girls And Horses Cocks
I never quite understood the desire to have a horse or pony when I was younger. To me they were smelly lumbering animals that create a load of shit for … Read More
The Naked Cabin Crew
I do love this ad 🙂
Are Boobs This Big Too Good To Be True?
You will most probably know if you read here regularly I’m a boob girl. There is nothing better than an ample chested lady, even better if they are natural. Therein … Read More
More Sex, More Pleasure, Yes Please
A UK study carried out by the Hewson Group on a cohort of 700 women and others supplied via 5 female owned adult stores has revealed some interesting facts about … Read More
XXX Pick, Fucking Myself
When I read the words of this post they resonated familiarly in my ears. I’ve been there so many times. Wanting it, no needing it and finding the best way … Read More
Sexually Suggestive
I never envisaged those two words being used to describe a Marks & Spencer advertisement. This great British institution has never been seem as provactively sexual, more a stylish, refined … Read More
Real Glamour When The Girls Were Real
I mentioned Sam Fox yesterday and although I know Suze had the real hots for her I was more excited by Linda Lusardi. Linda Lusardi always struck me as a … Read More
How Kinky Am I?
Looking back at my sexual preferences and how they have developed I can see a pattern that I think mirrors that which many people would recognise. Your first yearnings are … Read More
Porn On Monday
I revealed to you the other day that I have now received my copy of the porn DVD we went to the London porn shoot to be on set for. … Read More
Japanese Rubber Sex
Here at AlexSuze.com we’re big believers in safe sex. It’s difficult to comprehend why anyone wouldn’t be, yet there are those who put themselves and others at risk every time … Read More
Cool Scents On Hot Dates
I was channel surfing the other night when I came across Red Dragon on one of the satellite channels. I’ve not seen the film, but stopped because it was one … Read More
Goth Chicks And Punk Girls
I remember being too young to be a Punk. I desperately wanted to be one but the unfortunate timing of my birth meant that by the time the brief and … Read More