MILFs Rule
An ex colleague of mine was seriously into Nigella Lawson. The curvy, sexy TV cook would hypnotise him with her rich voice, ample bosom and “fuck me” looks. His wife … Read More
Category: Non-Fiction
Non-Fiction
Red Dress, Red Head, Red Hot
I found the inset image on the Internet by chance and noticed the rather disturbing title of one of the stories that was apparently published within the magazine. Pulp fiction … Read More
Nice Piece Of Ass In The Grass
This is to cheer Suze up 🙂
Sex Online
Ever wondered who you are chatting to online? Who is at the other end of the MSN connection, or who you just received that very complimentary email from? There’s now … Read More
London Porn Shoot Redux
I came back in to the house from hanging out the washing this morning to find “The Rammer” attempting to force the cat flap with a substantial package. As I … Read More
Sexual Pleasure On The Increase In The UK
A UK study carried out by the Hewson Group on a cohort of 700 women and others supplied via 5 female owned adult stores has revealed some interesting facts about … Read More
Cum On My Specs
The obvious thing to say about this ad campaign from Spec Savers is “Glasses, what glasses?” That would be rather dishonest. Despite the obvious charms of the rest of Kelly Brook’s … Read More
Creamy Fun With Tarts And Vicars
There are some words and phrases that make humour and other kinds of wordplay difficult if not impossible to translate to other languages. It’s a simple matter of how language … Read More
Maid For Sex
With all this talk of Fawlty Towers about at the moment it got me thinking about the broken sign at the bottom of the drive to the legendary hotel and … Read More
Wet
Going out now, but back soon. Back – get it? O never mind
Good Morning Monday
Postings may be a little scant today as we have a lot on. Just enjoy the scenery 🙂
Excited In The Country
As long-term readers will know we live on the edge of some beautiful countryside. And by on the edge I mean that there’s nothing behind our house but fields and … Read More
Blonde Bikini Babes Bathing
I think this gets the award for the video for the most male fantasy clichés in the shortest time.
Toying With Your Sex
Having been a sex toy reviewer for over 6 years now I have a nose for a good sex toy. Most of the time I can look at something and … Read More
Frigging In The Office
You are by law supposed to take regular breaks when you sit at a desk each day. It reduces fatigue and helps prevent all sorts of problems that beset office … Read More
Busty TV Presenters
If Suze can have Kirsty Allsopp I can have Sarah Beany, so there 😛 If you don’t know her, Kirsty got double helpings in the boob department.
Lesbian Fantasies For The Boys
When your partner comes home from work, especially when they begin a new job or move to a new department, they will often tell you about the new people they … Read More
Fuck Me Until I Squirt
Tonight without any formalities or verbal communication we slipped off to the bedroom from the office next door. We both knew from the mutual look in our eyes that we…wanted … Read More
Sex On The Farm
I once worked for a guy who was brought up on a farm during World War Two. He had been evacuated there for his own safety and retains the friends … Read More