Category: Non-Fiction

This may sound really juvenile but it tickled me and I went to work with a chuckle this morning as a result and I’m still laughing now when I think … Read More

I have no idea why starting my period should leave me feeling so randy.  After all it is the most awkward time of the monthly cycle to be fucking like … Read More

OK before you read this here are some ground rules. I don’t do poetry, I’m crap at it, so if this sucks, you have been warned. It doesn’t rhyme, it … Read More

If you’ve been wondering how some of our commenters have an image appear next to their names on the sidebar widget, wonder no longer. All you have to do is … Read More

I have something in common with general Ripper, no I’m not clinically insane, I have a certificate to prove I’m sane, mwahahahaha!. No, the similarity is that I’m starting to believe sexual climax can sometimes bring epiphany. Not every time, not in the bolt of lightening, burning bush kind of way, but a little enlightenment nonetheless.

I am currently off work with some kind of gastro-intestinal virus which is making me feel like my guts were going round in a washing machine but I won’t burden … Read More

You know when you think you’ve seen someone before and you just can’t think where … Image on the left: Tracey, 2007 BB housemate. Image on the Right: Iris Krell, … Read More

After the little one had gone back home and we had regained our strength thoughts turned to the naughtiness we had promised ourselves would happen this weekend.  The house was … Read More

The old template was looking a bit tired and it only had one sidebar, so I poked around on the Word Press site and found the “Green Darkly” template. Being … Read More

Yes it’s a new template 🙂 If you spot any problems please let me know.  Erm, like the image on the post below briefly appearing then disappearing when viewing the … Read More

Water, water, every where, And all the boards did shrink; Water, water, every where, Nor any drop to drink. Rhyme Of The Ancient Mariner, Samuel Taylor Coleridge, 1863 (Published) The … Read More

The AlexSuze household has become a shine to the Sex Toy lately, with the reviews and tireless testing.  All for the benefit of our readers.  Lol Every room seems to … Read More

A couple of days ago Alex and I placed our order for the next two Toy Reviews with our friends over at our sex toy supplier.  It gets me all … Read More

Today just got hotter and hotter and when I got in to my car (without aircon) to drive home I wished I had a convertible and could just lower my … Read More

Nurse Mary by *Drakenborg on deviantART I was channel hopping the other day and happened across a re-run of “On the Busses” follow the link if you’re too young to … Read More