Hot Chick
I thought I would search Google images for something relating to Spring as it draws ever closer. So I typed in “hot chick” and look what I found…I’m in lurve. … Read More
Category: Non-Fiction
Non-Fiction
Rainbow Orgasms
If you’ve been reading us for a while you may know that I experience a form of synaesthesia. In my case I see colours associated with sensations. The more intense … Read More
The Weed Is Boner Get Ya
There’s an interesting article over on Himdulgence.com that you might like to read if you indulge in a little weed now and again.
Suck My Cock You Bitch
Once the blow job pictures had been taken by Joby we all made our way to the back of the room. Situated to the left side near the wall was … Read More
Black Sexy Silky Underwear
Holly smoke! It’s Holloaks again! Have all the girls in Hollyoaks done underwear shoots? I think they have. Leaves me asking the question “With all that eye candy in the … Read More
Sex In Suits
Following on from my post about hats yesterday I did a bit of thinking and realised what the most un-sexy hat is. It’s the bowler hat. There was a time … Read More
Gemma Merner’s Massive Boobs
I’m guessing Gemma Merner has had a little medical help with this perky pair. Can anyone confirm of debunk that theory?
More Hard Cocks, All For Me?
I know that spam isn’t targeted as such, they will send it out to anyone and if you respond they like it even more. I’ve now started getting emails requesting … Read More
Spit Roast On The Table
I want to go and live in Newfoundland. Well, I have for a long time because despite never having been to Canada in my life I have a feeling I’d … Read More
Tight Trousers, Round Ass
I gotta get me some of this when I get home.
Cumming At The Gym
You will have to forgive me regaling my tales of my trips to the gym over the next few days. I’m sure my enthusiasm will wane. Only joking. Lol Over … Read More
Cock Luvin` Girl
It goes without saying I suppose, you all know what I’m like by now. Can’t keep my hands off it and need to devour it several times daily. Lol I … Read More
Cameron Diaz’s Hotel Porn Movies
If there’s one thing I love about Cameron Diaz is her honesty when it comes to all things sexual. She’s certainly not a girl to hide her feelings. I recall … Read More
Sarah Jane Cum?
Actually come to think of it there are so many choices in the Hollyoaks girls. How about Sarah Jane Dunn. Nice. I’ll share if you like Suze.
Hollyoaks Tit Wank Special
Well if Suze is doing Gemma Atkinson with a strap-on I think I will mostly be doing Roxanne McKee. Tit wank me thinks.
Fume Fetish
Smoking is something that is becoming less and less socially acceptable. The introduction of the smoking ban in every enclosed space in Britain except private dwellings has changed the behaviour … Read More
Fuck Me Until I Scream
It often occurs to me that I cannot come quietly. I’ve tried, believe me but the more I stifle my moans the less “natural” it makes the moment. It’s nothing … Read More
Sex In Cars With Suze
In my younger years most of my “courting” (as my parents would have called it) had to take place in the car. It was the only safe retreat for you … Read More
February Month Of F*****g
February Sex Toy Roundup January was an interesting month in terms was an interesting month in terms of toy testing with a wide range of products to suit every pocket. … Read More
Fucking With Vegetables
Yes the title says it all. Some very creative work with vegetables here. What are some people like. lol I will never look at an aubergine in the same way … Read More