Gusset Typing Zara
I have to concede my mind has gone filthy beyond redemption… …earlier this evening I was happy to see that Zara Phillips has become engaged to her boyfriend of 5 … Read More
Category: Non-Fiction
Non-Fiction
Sex And Nudity At The Christmas Party
Anyone going to a office Christmas Party this week? Christmas parties are dangerous because of the lack of inhibitions that consumption of alcohol engenders. And there can’t be a worse … Read More
How To Make Sexy Friends And Piss Off Your Partner
Over past few months I have posted several times about social networking and that the sites are full of sleazy guys who want to meet up for sex. I’ve had … Read More
Cop Cock Caper
I was just told about an incident that happened to a friend of mine a couple of years ago at a Christmas lunch. The whole office were out having a … Read More
Ass Buster!
The package we have eagerly awaited hit the doorstep today after being held up in the delivery system due to the adverse weather. It’s a box full of boy toys … Read More
Shouting Cunt
This is a word I use very sparingly. You will notice that I may use this visceral term when I am writing erotica and I want to add some punch … Read More
Who Wants To Stroke The Puppies?
Sometimes body art can be so cool. And such fun.
Masturbation At The Gym, The Perfect Workout ;)
If you read regularly you will know that I visit the gym when possible (haven’t been for over 2 weeks due to snow and a bad cold) every other day. … Read More
Sex On The Couch With Your Legs In The Air
Having sex with a girl and having her legs flailing around in the vicinity of your ears is great fun. Fishnets and high heals, jiggling boobs and deep penetration are … Read More
Double Entry Prostitution
As a child I became familiar with the saying “it’s always the quiet ones”. For those unfamiliar with this saying it means you have to keep an eye out for … Read More
Painful Passions
I’ve always loved this song but I don’t think I ever listened to the lyrics until a few years ago and realised the deep cutting irony of the juxtaposition of … Read More
Picture For Pussy Lovers
I’m a cat lover so this image was appealing to me. I say I love cats, I love our cat but he keeps on biting and scratching me so I’m … Read More
When You Want Girl-On-Girl Action
I make no bones about the fact that I am bi. In fact I consider myself very lucky that I fancy both genders of human inhabit the earth, therefore increasing … Read More
Class A From Oral B
I Don’t Use My Toothbrush For Cleaning My Teeth Any More! 😉 I have had an Oral B electric toothbrush for the past six years or so. It does the … Read More
Furry Hairy Fetish Fun
I’m finding it hard to type this in as I try to bring you this post. Lol Most people are already aware of the “furry” movement, for those who love … Read More
Wanting Tasty Meat
I like a good bit of meat just as much as anyone but this may be taking things a bit too far. Lol In a quest to make everything taste … Read More
Loving Those Hard Nipples
Suze looked out across the valley the other week and said “Is that fog or snow?” A few minutes later the first flakes of snow started to fall and we … Read More
Porn The Hidden Menace
It’s so busy here at the moment it’s very difficult to keep things organised and tidy. Without organisation it’s so easy to lose track of where you are and that … Read More
Christmas Filth ;)
I thought I would redress the balance and post up a picture for the girls or indeed the gay guys to ogle. I’m guessing he has something for us in … Read More
Fun With Dildos
I seem to be happening on some really good lighting ideas lately. This 4 tiered chandelier created from chrome coloured vibrators is a must for any sex toy testers home. … Read More