Anally Inventive
Here’s an interesting thought. I was just washing an anal toy that we’ve recently acquired for review, and it occurred to me; Could you slip a butt pug inside your … Read More
Category: Non-Fiction
Non-Fiction
Your Daily Delivery Of Filth
I was thinking just the other day when I looked at the crates of toys I store in my bedroom which have been tested and reviewed just how long I’ve … Read More
Girl With the Naughty Tattoo
This isn’t what you’d call up to the standard of Avatar. It’s not rendered with a gazillion polygons or infinitely detailed texture wrapping but it’s a nice idea and it … Read More
Festive Fuckery
I have no idea why but since we put the Christmas tree up yesterday Alex’s libido has rocketed. Last night we were at it like rabbits on and off all … Read More
Handy Hand Jobs
When you ask most people what they did of an evening you probably find out they watched a bit of TV, chilled out, made love … well in my case … Read More
Kinky, Fetish Or Just Exploring your Sexuality?
Exactly what is sexy? I believe it is a subjective expression because everyone has their own personal interpretation of it. For me sexy can be a wry smile playing upon … Read More
So Hard It Hurts, Sex With a Monster Erection
I wrote an article a couple of years ago about the different types of orgasms and erections I get. I even had it published in a magazine. The reason I … Read More
Are Sox Sexy?
Ah random search term number 2043 … are socks sexy? Oh, they can be LOL
Pussy Frenzy
It’s that time of year when we put up the tree ready for the arrival of nephew. Don’t get me wrong we love Christmas but we always let nephew top … Read More
The Colours Of A Good Fucking
I like a good slow and deeply penetrating shag, one where hips grind together and my breasts roll and massage his chest. The intimacy of feeling him so close to … Read More
Almost Festive, Very Kinky
If only these girls had been wearing a bit of green in their outfits this would have looked a little festive. Well, I enjoyed it anyway.
The Alien Porn Problem
The Internet provides for all tastes when it comes to pornography. But not all genres are created equally and not all kinks can get the same production values because the … Read More
Human Fuck Doll
I had to look twice at this image to make sure it was a real woman. To me it’s as near as a real human female can be to looking … Read More
Artistic Breasts
I heard of Pricasso a couple of years ago now when he was featured on a late night television program. He lives on the Gold Coast, Brisbane, Australia and paints … Read More
Up Skirts, That’s Where You’ll Find The Panties
Yes, I know I said no panties but I just found this on my hard disk. Amazing what you find lying around. Not just the panty shot either, I think … Read More
No Panties
Sadly there will be no gratuitous panty pictures today as despite my best intentions I haven’t been able to find the time to find any. Not that I really spend … Read More
Mega Tits Meets Stupid Porn
I tonight’s search for cartoon pornography I have come across some interesting stuff. Some too sick to put on this blog and some stuff that I’m sure you’ve all seen … Read More
Fumble In The Jungle
I can’t say I’ve ever been able to understand what women saw in Johnny Weissmuller but for a time he was probably the closest thing that women had to porn. … Read More