Taking It Up The Ass
The Royal Mail tried to deliver a new toy today but missed me because I was at gym. Consequently they left me a card with instruction that I can collect … Read More
Category: Non-Fiction
Non-Fiction
Anal Sex Again
As I’ve mentioned many times before being in this relationship with Alex has been a sexual voyage of discovery. We had been open, honest with a deep sense of trust … Read More
G’Mornin’ Leather
Being in the UK we don’t have Thanksgiving as such. however I would like to give thanks for Fergie. Especially when she wears a leather bra. Does that count?
Upside Down Vibrator Girl
I think this proves that if you have never used a vibrator before you should read the instructions, or at least talk to the people in the shop where you … Read More
Figging For Fun
I’m a very open minded girl and welcome new ideas and practices in the bedroom, a firm believer if you keep things fresh the boredom daemon will not wriggle in … Read More
The More Sex The Merrier
It’s a fact that when it comes to sex the British have always had a dual personality when it comes to sex. On one hand they purport to regard it … Read More
Surprise Supermarket Sex
Ooooh we did have fun testing out the latest toy over on SexToysBuzz.com. Out in the wild, well the supermarket, we were able to give Suze’s latest plaything a real … Read More
Leather, Skin And Sex
Have you ever bought a piece of clothing and immediately thought it gave you sex appeal? I don’t mean necessarily something like underwear, or what you might think of as … Read More
Music To Make Love To, Funk To Fuck To
It’s impossible to pass through life and not be shaped by the influences around you. One of the most potent influences is Music. Music is inextricably linked to growing up. … Read More
Rub My Boobies Robot Dude
I came across this on YouTube. I couldn’t find a better quality video on there but you will get the general idea. It’s a breast massaging machine. Don’t laugh, it … Read More
Natural And Deviant Naked Bodies
Tess Daley was photographed for La Senza last year in some very provocative underwear and although she is indeed a very tall lady, her image had been stretched. When you … Read More
That Sexy Diva
Shirley’s a little bit old for me to get all excited about but she is a true Diva, not because she makes stupid demands on her contact riders but in … Read More
All Those Hookers, How To Choose?
If there’s one thing that will get the average British tabloid journalist excited it’s the smell of a sex scandal. Sex sells newspapers and magazines. It provides the fodder for … Read More
Is This My Pipe? Or Is It Just A Big Cock?
Today is the 102nd birthday of Rene Magritte surrealist artists. One of his most famous paintings “Ceci N’est pas une pipe” had me thinking again. The contradiction and clarification in … Read More
We All Love That Morning Wood
Woke up this morning with wood. Not unusual but sadly despite it being a Sunday and therefore the perfect time to take advantage of this state of affairs we both … Read More
Clerical Sexual Disgrace
It never fails to amaze me just how many people out there have nothing better to do than sit on their wizened asses and complain about anything. What a miserable … Read More
Cock and Bull, Erm, Sheep Story
Some stories you read in the press are just too incredible to believe and I sometimes wonder if that is why they turn out to have taken place in another … Read More
Hot Oil And Even Hotter Sex!
There is nothing better than a good relaxing massage for getting you in the mood for a bit of bump and grind. And one of the nicest multi sensory ways … Read More
Black And White Is So Sexy
Black and white images are so sexy. Without the complication of colour a well taken B&W photograph can capture the essence of a moment so beuatifully. Case in point, the … Read More
Oh You Sexy Librarian You!
Something that the teachers at my school always found difficult was getting pupils, especially the boys, to use the library. I grew up when the distractions for adolescents were becoming … Read More