Please Pamper My Pussy
It’s the fifth of November and the fireworks are going off outside. So my pussy is frightened. It needs looking after. Any volunteers?
Category: Non-Fiction
Non-Fiction
Live Sex Shows
Venus may not have offered much in terms of business but it certainly offers a lot of smut. There were girls of all shapes and sizes doing all sorts of … Read More
Leather Fetish Girls
Why is it that in my dreams when I was an adolescent all the girls looked like this? Vivid imagination I assume. Now, with the Internet no imagination is needed! … Read More
Nerve Jangling Sexual Trip
It’s never really bothered me before…travelling on airplanes. As a child from a middle class background I was regularly taking trips abroad from the age of about 11. I used … Read More
Boob Licking, Pussy Munching Then Hard Fucking?
Does foreplay always have to lead to sex? Of course not. We were in bed one morning a couple of days ago and I felt the urge to seek out … Read More
Waiting For Sex
Any day now I should be receiving some brand new toys for testing and review which will be featured here. I may have to be patient though because one parcel … Read More
Filthy Alarm Call
I woke up this morning to find Suze’s hand on my cock. I’d drifted into consciousness with a semi-erect cock and the sensation of her fingers stroking my shaft made … Read More
Sex On Display In The Bathroom
If you ever come round to our place don’t be alarmed if you visit the bathroom. You’re more than likely to be confronted with a sex toy of some kind. … Read More
Dirty, Filthy, Sexy Swag
Since returning home from Venus and eroFame I don’t seem to have had much time to sit and go through the business cards and promotional information I collected from the … Read More
Frightening Cock
I love my sex toys in whatever shape or form they come. Some toys which look as if they simply wouldn’t hit the spot can take you by surprise on … Read More
Trained to Squirt
I like to think of myself as being trendy and up to date with the latest things. When it comes to sexual terms and acronyms I’m right there on the … Read More
Swedish Sex
A Swedish sex toy manufacturer contacted me and asked if they could send over some toys for me to test and review. How could I refuse…
How Do You Like Your Pussy?
We get sent hours of porn to view and review on DVD. We make our way steadily through it. The only problem is that we have to stop part way … Read More
Hardcore Anal Action
I love my job, where could else could you work where watching porn and playing with toys is common place? As I’m still suffering with this bloody cold I decided … Read More
Feverish Masturbation
I’ve been suffering from a streaming cold for several days now and working my way through the usual list of symptoms. Currently I’m in the grip of a fever and … Read More
Quick, Feel My Tits
Captions are invited.
Naughty, Naughty, Very Naughty
I know that where we are Halloween is over but somewhere in the Pacific someone could still be out Trick Or Treating. That’s my excuse for the picture anyway.
Feeling Horny?
Venus was interesting, pity it wasn’t always as interesting as the horny devils.
Suck My Tits And Fuck Me
Some of the best sex can be had when you are least expecting it. Not being nude can also be a turn on. I love the feel of him unbuttoning … Read More