Sex In The Morning
OK before you read this here are some ground rules. I don’t do poetry, I’m crap at it, so if this sucks, you have been warned. It doesn’t rhyme, it … Read More
Category: Non-Fiction
Non-Fiction
A Good Fuck And Clit Flick
Prior to getting down and dirty tonight I was quite organised, grabbing a handful of “may come in handy” toys and depositing them between the pillows before we started to … Read More
Jenna Jameson Hot Dominatrix ;)
I had the pleasure of reviewing a girl on girl DVD from Clubjenna the other day. If you like you BDSM with soft edges you will like this DVD, it’s … Read More
Passion From The Couple Downstairs
When we first met we lived in the flat for about a year. One full year of fucking, discovery and naughty play, remind me to tell you about some of … Read More
Convenient Sex
In 1971 The Omega Man turned “The Last Man On Earth” into a weirdly kitsch movie with messianic overtones. The uncomfortably apocalyptic (if slightly hammy) Vincent Price version of the … Read More
Getting Hot And Sexy
There’s a point in everyone’s life when they become hot and sexy. Sometimes this is a slow process, a progression of events and experiences, changes in appearance, biological and artificial, … Read More
Sex And Dogging
In my younger years most of my “courting” (as they called it in England) had to take place in the car. It was the only safe retreat for you and … Read More
MILF Hunting
Madonna’s been quoted as saying that she likes toy boys because men her age are bald and fat. Always the way I suppose, when you have money you don’t have … Read More
Fucked By A Domme
I blame Strictly Come Dancing for the dream I had last night. It involved someone who looked very much like this sexy dominatrix. After playing with me for a while … Read More
Kinky Girls
Some mornings you wake up and anything makes you horny. I would have to be dead for this not to make me feel horny. 😛
Big Boobed German Girls
Having once been a slight 32AA cupped girl I can say just how glad I am that today I now have an ample cleavage. Just ask Alex. Lol As a … Read More
Strictly Dominant Very Sexy
Every year I watch Strictly Come Dancing and find alternate points of interest. Last year I discovered the gorgeous professional dancer Katya Virshilas. The year before I had my eyes … Read More
Sex Cowgirl Style
If you look up misogyny in a dictionary there’s probably a picture of a Hollywood cowboy next to it. I used to sit for hours with my grandfather and watch … Read More
Red Wheals Down My Back
Talons Of Passion: If there’s one thing I hate it’s having long fingernails. I hate the feel of them. I mention this for two reasons. Firstly because I currently have … Read More
The Blonde
There are so many blondes. But there is only one Blondie. Guess what music I’m listening to tonight 🙂
Exhibiting Your Boobs
Anyone who knows me would tell you that I hate clutter and have minimalist tastes when it comes to décor. No frilly adornments and floral printed chintz curtains for me. … Read More
Wet T-Shirt Fantasy ;)
I just ventured out shopping in the rain which is a real drag even on a dry one. The consollation upon returning to my car in the car park was getting in … Read More
Pierced And Proud
Makes you think doesn’t it. What are you prepared to do for the sake of appearances? I don’t mean that in a derisory way at all. People who have such … Read More
Simple Smooth Ass
I like to take pleasure from the simple things in life. Very simple and this image gives me a lot of pleasure 😉
Cooking Up Some Pure Sex
Most of my long standing readers know that I have a thing for cooking and a couple of saucy cooks, my favourite chef is James Martin and my favourite cook … Read More