Pissing In Public
From an early age, I guess about 7 or so I was told never to sit on public toilet seats by my mother. She warned that they were usually unclean … Read More
Category: Non-Fiction
Non-Fiction
Office Sex Protocols
When you get the urge to do something it’s often the best to do it there and then. Now that isn’t always possible because there are certain things that are … Read More
Porn Cities
There’s a district of Tokyo called Akihabara. It’s where all the Geeks go to find electronic goodies from complete computers and gadgets to individual components. It strikes me that there … Read More
Bisexual Girls
I’ve been bisexual since about the age of 13 or at least that’s when it became apparent. Or should I say I discovered I was. My best friend at the … Read More
Cock Of The Class
As a teenager I recall that we were all warned in a school assembly one morning to be alert because there was a flasher hanging around outside the school. Some … Read More
Nailed By A Nympho
I don’t know what’s gotten in to Suze lately but she has an insatiable appetite for sex. I’m not complaining I just need to recharge my batteries for a while. … Read More
Non-Stop Masturbation
My response to that question is “what would you say is too much?” Personally I wank most days once or twice, I know it’s usually for work, being a sex … Read More
Weirdest Chicks
Get this. I forgot to tell Suze about what I saw driving home from a client the other day. Outside a shop that I passed a couple of miles from … Read More
Lots Of Sex Toy Images
Looks like I’ll be spending my morning taking lots of pictures of sex toys. It would be nice to be outside but I’d probably feel a bit guilty about not … Read More
New Balls Please
Quite by chance I ended up watching part of the Djokovic match the other afternoon. Well , no, I’ll rephrase that, I was painting my toe nails in my bedroom … Read More
Neo-Classical Nudity
As followers of my Twitter will know we went to Fountains Abbey today. Weather was glorious, thought the portion sizes in the National Trust restaurant in the visitors centre were … Read More
Lapdancer In Your Face
I saw this video for the first time at the gym yesterday. Yes I know the track’s been out for years but I think it’s crap so haven’t seen the … Read More
Sexy Cherry Red
What is it about this one that gets me about this image? Cherry red lips, simple black bikini, water? Maybe it’s the lace-up sides? If you’ve read for a while … Read More
Simply And Sexy
Some things don’t need embellishment to be sexy an that is where some people go wrong There is a place for ornamentation in the quest to make you or an … Read More
Love, Lesbian, Lingerie
I like a picture to tell a story and this is one of those pictures. Or is it in my head? In my mind this image infers so much. I … Read More
Ultimate Female Masturbation
I don’t know what she’s doing but it seems to be working for her …
Skirt, Suit, Stockings, Sex
It’s difficult to pinpoint the moment I actually fell in love with Suze. It happened within a few weeks of our being an item and I know exactly when I … Read More
Latex Panties
I love this image it says so much and leaves me feeling quite breathless as I imagine the lady in the shot and just how kinky she is. Suze has … Read More
Christina Gets Kinky
I’m not really a fan of Christina Aguilera, I can take her of leave her. But I was at the gym lifting weights when I saw the video come up … Read More
Hand Jobs and Fucks
Last night was hot and sticky so before doing anything else this morning I stepped in to the shower to freshen up. Leaving Alex dozing in bed. I love the … Read More