Fuck! What Were They Thinking Of?
Having been a sex toy reviewer for over 4 years now I have a nose for a good sex toy. Most of the time I can look at something and … Read More
Category: Non-Fiction
Non-Fiction
The Smell Of Sex
Until you’ve actually lost your virginity the smell of sex is something that is not only beyond your experience but something that never occurs to you. You may have experienced … Read More
Public Nudity – The Naked Celebrity
Long time readers will know that I am not a fan of the concept of celebrity. In fact lately I’ve mentioned it quite a lot so anyone scanning the posts … Read More
More Hot Biker Chick
I just read that this hot model known as Marisa Miller has just been selected to be the new Spring face of Harley Davidson Motor Cycles. At first I thought … Read More
How To Screw Around
Screwing around is something that everyone must have considered at some point in their life. How long you consider it and whether you take it further than the initial idea … Read More
Sexy Kinky PVC
I don’t know quite how far back this goes but I love the smell of leather and to my knowledge always have. It conjures up illicit thoughts in my head … Read More
Sexy In Specs
The obvious thing to say about the latest ad campaign from Spec Savers is “Glasses, what glasses?” That would be rather dishonest. Despite the obvious charms of the rest of … Read More
French Maids, French Fancy, French Letters and French Kissing
There are some words and phrases that make humour and other kinds of wordplay difficult if not impossible to translate to other languages. It’s a simple matter of how language … Read More
Wet T-Shirts And Hard Nipples
I feel I’m a little behind the times on this one. When I was a nipper it was the done thing to ensure that when a woman wore a bra … Read More
Fucking The Maid
With all this talk of Fawlty Towers about at the moment it got me thinking about the broken sign at the bottom of the drive to the legendary hotel and … Read More
In The Middle Of An Erection
Whoops! That should read election. It seems to be dragging on and I for one am glad for the distraction of adult blogging and sex toy testing. The latter is … Read More
Filthy Schoolgirls
In case anyone is interested I’ve reviewed Gazzman’s latest release over at Erotic Buzz. It’s another in the Young Harlots DVD series. “Young Harlots’s School Trip” Lots more DVD reviews … Read More
Water Babe
I love this image, a true piece of quality photography coupled with a gorgeous subject.
Whopping Boobs
I’m sure bra sizes have gone up at a staggering rate over the last 10 years and I don’t mean because more women are opting for a boob job. The … Read More
Fucking Her Tight Ass
As a child I often found out that after a long wait for something I was a tiny bit disappointed when I got it. You can put it down to … Read More
Five Guys And Annie Get It On
Vanity Fair’s World Cup theme will please the ladies, the cover (Which I can’t find an image of) features two very buff guys and inside there are more as illustrated … Read More
Sex And Badgers
As long-term readers will know we live on the edge of some beautiful countryside. And by on the edge I mean that there’s nothing behind our house but fields and … Read More
Filthy Sex Videos And Stand-Up Stars
It never occurred to me before this afternoon but there is a word that I do not know the origin of. Well, to be more precise I do not know … Read More
Making Her Into Your Fantasy
When you think about cartoon and animation in the 21st century you have to think about Manga and Anime. Almost every genre of the animator’s art has been influenced and … Read More