Anal Gaping And Other Such Misdemeanours
I’ll open this post by admitting that I’m not a fan of anal gaping. It does nothing for me other than make me think “how the hell do they hold … Read More
Category: Non-Fiction
Non-Fiction
Perverted Nurse
We were watching a brand new naughty film last night and during a light medical fetish section saw the Dr-guy “examining” his female co-star with his rubber-gloved fingers and a … Read More
Fuck Finger Foul
When it comes to erotica and porn anyone who has read this blog before will know that we have a wide range of tastes. You would also have picked up … Read More
Toilet Webcam Shocker
Well, yes frankly they are. I can’t say that I have the slightest inkling why anyone would want to watch a porn performer go to the loo and pretend to … Read More
Suze’s Lesbian Lust
As a teenager I was mad about Tom Cruise and watched all his films. My favourite by far had to be Top Gun with Risky Business coming a close second. … Read More
Porn Spread Over The Hollywood Hills
Why is it that it’s taken the help of Hugh Hefner to save the Hollywood sign from destruction? Has the movie industry not made enough money to shell out the … Read More
Sexy Nurses, Stockings And Sucking
We’ve been sent some new releases from one of Europe’s most respected producers of adult movies and I’ve reviewed one of them over on Himdulgence. La Corsetry La Femme is … Read More
Flesh And Fucking Over The Counter
I was doing a bit of research recently, no really it was research. I decided to get a copy of one of the lads mags to see what sort of … Read More
Keeping Her Moist
Laying in bed, gasping for a drink after a hot hard sex session (that was quite alliterative I out to write headlines for the red tops) it occurred to me … Read More
Pierced And Sexy?
I am not a fan of piercings, in fact too many is a real turn-off for me. So why is it that I’m becoming increasingly drawn to images of certain … Read More
Suze’s Vibrator Escapade
Suze has published her latest sex toy review over on Sex Toys Buzz. It’s a compact but powerful vibe from NMC. You can read the vibrator review here. While you’re … Read More
Sharing You Girlfriend’s Porn
Things are getting increasingly surreal around here at the moment. The more I think about it the more I realise how far from most people’s reality we actually are. Strangely … Read More
First Time Porn
My first experience of porn was a tattered shred of an old Fiesta, or Knave magazine found in the fields behind my primary school. I assume it had been stashed … Read More
Glove Fetish
Every industry is suffering at the moment and if your industry has been in decline for a while the recession is a source of even more pain. One such industry … Read More
What Are Those Girls In PVC Catsuits Doing?
Frankly I don’t care what they are doing, I’m happy to sit here and watch for a while. My self control isn’t that great though. Lucky that I’m good at … Read More
Suze Likes It Big And Hard
I think there ought to be a new standard for measuring the size of hard disk drives. Why? Well we bought a couple of huge disks last year to ensure … Read More
Big Boobs In Shiny PVC, Bliss
It’s image like this that make me happy. Not the cage bit, not for us, but if that’s what make syou happy, fine. No it’s the gorgeous brunette in her … Read More
Amanda Holden Ride Him Cowgirl!
Amusingly I wrote this piece earlier today and then while browsing the magic T’internet later on found this story on the Metro. I’ve got two things to say about this. … Read More
Famous People Having Sex
Do famous people have more sex? Well I think that used to be the case. Glamorous personas seem to attract fans, groupies, hangers on … whatever you want to cal … Read More
A Fuck A Day…
Alex and I have a wonderful bedroom relationship which has improved immensely since we started writing this blog and sharing with all of our readers. And of course the regular … Read More