Simply Sexy, And No Massive Tits
This isn’t what you’d call up to the standard of Avatar. It’s not rendered with a gazillion polygons or infinitely detailed texture wrapping but it’s a nice idea and it … Read More
Category: Opinion
Red Hot Porn With A Fur Trim
Christmas porn always strikes me as a bit odd. Not that I don’t like lots of nice ladies in skimpy, very impractical fur trimmed outfits. It’s just that like all … Read More
Screwing With Your Mates
The time came for Alex to apply one of the condoms I bought earlier in the day and I hoped that they would feel better than the last ones we … Read More
Nothing Sexier Than The Real Thing
There is nothing sexier than natural, unadulterated beauty is there? Enjoy.
Yo Ho Fuck Me Ho
If only these girls had been wearing a bit of green in their outfits this would have looked a little festive. Well, I enjoyed it anyway.
Alien Porn, Probes And Penises
The Internet provides for all tastes when it comes to pornography. But not all genres are created equally and not all kinks can get the same production values because the … Read More
The Perils Of Promoting Plastic Pussy
I had to look twice at this image to make sure it was a real woman. To me it’s as near as a real human female can be to looking … Read More
`Tis The Season To Be Naughty
In the northern hemisphere it’s nearly mid-winter so snuggling up with a warm body next to you has a great deal of appeal. Of course if you can find two … Read More
Wild Monkey Sex?
I can’t say I’ve ever been able to understand what women saw in Johnny Weissmuller but for a time he was probably the closest thing that women had to porn. … Read More
Whoops, There Goes My Pussy
We have a TV programme in the UK called You’ve Been framed. It is composed of amusing moments caught on camera by members of the public. Some of them are … Read More
Sex Backwards And Forwards
Nearly the middle of the week and nearly the end of the year. Time to look back and take stock but also time to look forward to an exciting year … Read More
Flogging, Corsets And Restraints
More from our trip to Erotica 2011 … We left the excitement of the Television X stand and had a wander over to the fetish part of the hall. Most … Read More
Fuck Me Like A Machine, Oh, You Are A Machine!
Now is it just me or does the very thought of a mechanical dildo not exactly arouse? I first saw the Sybian about a year ago and couldn’t help but … Read More
Porn Virgins
Can you remember the first time you watched porn, what it was you watched and how old you were? Quite a challenge, well for me anyway, I’ve watched so much … Read More
Sex In Your Sleep
You would think that it would be every guys dream to have a partner who insisted on masturbating and having sex throughout the night. And at first when I think … Read More
Katy Perry And Golden Showers
I went shopping to the mall with Alex’s mum today and had a most enjoyable day. It was nice not feeling like I had to hurry because my partner was … Read More
Sexy Girl In The Mirror
Tight and hot, that’s exactly what you would have thought if you had been walking behind Suze today, trudging through the snow on the way to the shops. Her ass … Read More
Watching cock sucking Girls
We both watch one hell of a lot of porn as part of our work. Ok, I can here you all shouting “any excuse” but we do. If you haven’t … Read More
Gotta Love MILFs
When does a yummy mummy become a MILF? I think there is a difference. Motherhood can make a woman far more attractive, it does something to her body and demeanour. … Read More
Prostitutes And Stupid Johns
I should imagine that most guys who use the services of a lady of the night would keep it secret and certainly wouldn’t involve the police. Not so for Ryan … Read More