Getting Some Wood
I’ve written before about methods of masturbation and the story about a friend coming back to the house he shared as a student to a surprise. His housemate had fallen … Read More
Category: Opinion
Red Hot Cougars!
It’s interesting to see how interpretation of a concept can differ around the globe. I just watched the latest advertising campaign by Air New Zealand which had been reported as … Read More
Cold, Hard, Sensual
I bought myself the Ipcress File on DVD, a little treat. Digitally re-mastered, two disk with special bonus features … and unlikely ever to be watched by Suze. Not her … Read More
Massage With Dirty Extras
I’ve always wanted to have the kind of disposable income which allows you to be able to visit a health farm and be pampered but I’m not quite there yet. … Read More
Sexing It Up With Keeley Hazell
At the moment Keeley Hazell is the UK’s answer to Sasha Grey when it comes to selling your products. She is one of the most popular faces in the British … Read More
Bisexual Pop Star – A Fan’s Wet Dream
I found this story in The Sun. They are claiming that lovely pocket-sized pop star Kylie Minogue is (possibly) bisexual. So not only do guys get to fantasise about her … Read More
Being His Bitch
Alex and I try to keep our relationship alive and although due to external influences it can’t always be as exciting as we may like it doesn’t hurt to make … Read More
Taking An Anal Nurse Into The Shower
If you’re a guy you’ll identify with this post immediately. If you’re not then you might have trouble understanding the pain I’m about to describe. When you’re growing up as … Read More
No Bra But What About Panties?
Celebrity is such an ephemeral thing. One minute you’re up, the next you’re not only down and out but forgotten and with a very small Wikipedia entry to boot. I … Read More
Sniffing My Panties
I was on my usual social networking site this morning chatting away to some of my online friends when one of them mentioned selling her panties. She had been asked … Read More
Swinging Virgin
I had a conversation with a younger colleague a while ago about swinging. And no, before you jump to conclusions, he doesn’t swing. How we got to the conversation in … Read More
Fresh Pussy
Even when your life is a helter-skelter sexual fairground there are times when it just gets better. As you’ll all know we enjoy a healthy and vigorous sex life and … Read More
Boobs, Tits, Breast, Call Them What You Like We All Love Them
There ain’t nothing like a boob … I was at work today and found myself, fingers poised above the keyboard, staring through the monitor. I’d drifted off and was imagining … Read More
The Far From Anonymous Porn Star
I was reading a tech blog today by one of the BBC’s correspondents in Silicon Valley. She was interviewing Ron Jeremy and claimed not to know who he was. She … Read More
Fuck My Rubber Dolly
I just checked out the realdoll.com site to find out how much it would cost to buy a standard doll. You can select body shape, face, nail colour, eye colour … Read More
Fucking The Alien
Sex with aliens is a nice idea isn’t it. They would be the ultimate in exotic partners, so if that’s what you’re into it would be great. It is however … Read More
Get ‘Em Off
Don’t ever ask me about football or which team I support because I have absolutely no interest in the game at all. In my opinion they are a bunch of … Read More
Anal Contemplation
As I caught up on my porn viewing last night it occurred to me just how much trouble the girls in the scenes go to. And I’m not just talking … Read More
Sci-Fi Girls In Skin Tight Suits – Read For Nipple Inspection
Isn’t sci-fi a great way to get cute actresses into tight skimpy clothes. It started off with lurid comics and pulp novel covers showing women in imminent danger. The danger … Read More
Fuck Me Captain!
Sci-fi was once the province of men, both as writers and creators, but also as avid consumers of the genre. With the notable exception of Mary Shelley (I’m sure someone … Read More