Robot Porn Is Here
Call me sad if you like and I know you will but I just downloaded the latest version of Google’s Android SDK so I can play around with it with … Read More
Category: Opinion
Lesbian Fucks
I’ve spent the past couple of days having an early e-spring clean. My emails have been filed away or deleted and I can now see the wood for the trees … Read More
Porn In One Hand leaves One Free For Masturbation
I read this rather interesting commentary on the Nexus One today. I like the comment on how having porn on your mobile device leaves one hand free for, well, other … Read More
Knicker Sniffer
I love pretty lingerie, most girls do it not only makes you look good but feel good when you are wearing it, even though most men won’t get to see … Read More
The Final Finger Fuck?
G I’m Coming It appears like many women have been under the misapprehension that we have a G-spot. For those who haven’t heard of it, the g-spot is a spongy … Read More
Latex And Lube
Latex is as I mentioned yesterday a bit of a phase I’m going through at the moment. Take this image for example. It’s stunningly gorgeous as much for the visual … Read More
Porn World Central
If you don’t unlock your iPhone there’s one thing for sure – when it comes to applications Apple has you by the dangly bits. Because of this and Apple’s inconsistent … Read More
Sex And Snow
Snow may be picturesque but it really takes it out of you. Luckily driving back from work today wasn’t too bad. I was the only person (including my boss) who … Read More
Flashy Cunt
There are some accessories that make a statement but some are a statement too far. I’m not talking here about the Lady Ga Ga OTT ridiculous designer gear but something … Read More
Luscious Ladies In Latex
I don’t know who it was who first decided to put a human body in the sort of kinky latex gear than hugs the body so well and emphasises every … Read More
Giving Alex A Bit Of Anal
When Alex receives toys to test I love getting involved. Wanking him off with a new masturbator is really enjoyable, it arouses me just as much as him. Something to … Read More
Female Doctors Are Sexy
I love female doctors. They are intelligent, driven, independent and know how to give a prostate exam; And of course they have access to all sorts of medical equipment hehehe. … Read More
Fucking Before The Congregation
I’ve had sex in some strange and wonderful places over the years. The most exciting was on a train returning home from a day out n the early hours. I’m … Read More
Girls And Porn That Go Both Ways
We just finished watching The People Versus Larry Flynt. Yes I know we may the last people on the planet not to have seen the film but there you go. … Read More
Tasting A Real Woman
Women are like wine. Clichéd as it is the analogy is quite a good one I think. I’ve never been fond of Beaujolais, it’s like a giggling schoolgirl lacking in … Read More
Filthy Fucking Under The Counter
Some businesses are obviously successful. You see them turning over huge quantities of cash and serving a vast customer base. There are businesses that seem to flourish, or at least … Read More
Cumming Later Than Expected
Belated December Roundup I’m now beginning to reap the benefits of my recent trip to the Venus Sexpo in Berlin. There were several new toys and manufacturers exhibiting but I … Read More
Pussies In Hot Underwear
What’s New Pussycat? Christmas day was a day of entertainment for my family, I had just about everyone round the table. It was tiring but so enjoyable as we don’t … Read More
Extreme And Weird Sex Toy
Lets Play Doctors And Nurses 😉 I have reviewed a wide range of toys over the last 3 years both on this site and more recently over on Sex Toys … Read More
A Hardon – The Perfect Christmas Gift
I know they say that you should give selflessly at Christmas time but you do have to ask, “has anyone been bought a packet of Viagra this year?”. It would … Read More