Wet and Needy

I was contemplating the fact that in this country summer is very short. Or more accurately a reliably dry and sunny period within the summer is rarely longer than a … Read More

Filthy Rubber Fuck

We were watching Lolly Badcock’s School of Rubber last night when something occurred to me. Lolly’s a girl who is renown for her use of the odd expletive. OK, maybe … Read More

Porn And Whips

Ever had the feeling that your life pivots around a single instant? It happens to me occasionally, most notably when I met Suze. No, really this isn’t bullshit, the circumstances … Read More

The Sex Instructors

I’ve had an idea. TV is always looking for new formats. How about a series where individuals compete for an apprenticeship with a porn studio? It’s good enough for Allan … Read More