Get Up, Get In …
Well almost. I’ve successfully upgraded the WordPress blog over at A-Rouse.com. The only problem I have is that the character set/collation order used when the DB was originally transferred from … Read More
Month: November 2008
Getting All Techy On Your Ass
A-Rouse.com is suffering a little from being on an old version of WordPress at the moment so I’m upgrading it now. I swear at it a lot because the editor … Read More
The Rhythm Of Sex
The train pulled away from the station and began to build up speed. Around the sparsely populated carriage our fellow passengers settled themselves for a long journey. A winter night, … Read More
Just One Word – Slut
I’m currently reading a book of short stories with a BDSM theme and I must say it is a great improvement on the last one I read from this publishing … Read More
Fucking Through The Recession
As the recession bites over here more business are closing down and people are loosing their jobs every day as it takes its toll. Britain used to be known for … Read More
Sex Toy Reviews Roundup
How quickly did October go. The clocks went back heralding the dark morning starts and evenings. Only one thing to do…climb those wooden hills and head for the bedroom. 😉 … Read More
Sneaky Photos of Sienna Miller
Here’s a notice to all papps out there: If you’d like to come and camp outside my house for a couple of years to take pointless, blurry photos of me … Read More
The Colour Of Sex
Trying to describe my synaesthesia to anyone is difficult because even two synaesthetes experience sensation and the mixing of the sense differently. Hell, synaesthesia is often written as synesthesia so … Read More
Sex Life, This Is Not Surreal
Today is the 100th birthday of René Magritte surrealist artists. One of his most famous paintings “Ceci N’est pas une pipe” had me thinking again. The contradiction and clarification in … Read More
Retro Porn, Again, And Again, And Again …
Porn in the 1970s was, until recently, regarded as a bit of a joke. And by many I suppose it still is. But to others it’s a trip down memory … Read More
Sex Toys MIA Continued…
I told you the other day about the consignment of adult toys that were supposed to winging their way to me and that they appeared to have dropped off the … Read More
Underwear Model Karolina Kurkova’s Dark Secret
Here’s an interesting one for you. Underwear model Karolina Kurkova has no navel. This article on the BBC’s news website explains the puzzle and the possible reasons for the absence … Read More
Getting Into The Olsen Twins
No, not like that, before you ask. Strange isn’t it how you can go through life totally oblivious of someone (or in this case two someones) while the rest of … Read More
Just Plain Fucked Up
Can someone please explain this to me? We decided to go out today and do a little Christmas shopping. Logic dictating that it was midweek, no school holidays and therefore … Read More
Chocolate Teasing
I was on the road yesterday, navigating one of our more congested stretches of motorway. After crawling for fifteen miles behind a Polish HGV and now knowing its address in … Read More
Christmas Is Cumming
It’s often difficult deciding what to buy your partner for Christmas. And if you want to buy them something a bit naughty it’s even worse. You want to get them … Read More
Nasty Dinner Slapper
We were driving home from a couple of days break in the south yesterday and listening to the Scot Mills show which I always find entertaining as I listen to … Read More
Liberated Sex
Spraining my foot was a bit of a downer, from then on I really couldn’t walk very far. I also had to adopt a strange way of walking. Because I … Read More
Living In Sin
We drove back from Salisbury today. Well, when I say we I mean I drove back from Salisbury. Suze’s clutch foot is in no state for driving. She had it … Read More
Hotel Sex And An Injury
We arrived at our hotel after quite a long journey yesterday and quite late in the evening. So we simply ate in the hotel’s restaurant to save us having to … Read More