Big Boobs And What You Can Do With Them
Boobs are the features of the female body that every woman longs to appear on her chest way before puberty and the visible signs of female sexuality that every guy … Read More
Month: April 2009
How To Have A Huge Penis And What To Do With It
Are men cock obsessed or do women have a part to play in this? When I was young free and single some years ago I found most men were a … Read More
Getting Filthy On Amazon
Amazon has come under fire recently for the apparent censorship of their catalogue. A lot of titles disappeared from their store, all of them apparently adult and predominantly gay. Oh, … Read More
Oooo Matron!
When I was growing up the nearest thing to porn that most people got to see was the “Confessions Of …” films and at a slightly more playful level, the … Read More
Loving Those Pussy Lips
Is there anyone out there who thinks that having your pussy lips trimmed on cosmetic grounds is a good idea? I can understand it if you have lips that are … Read More
Fucking In The Fast Lane
Alex and I have done some pretty wild things in our time. No surprise there then. Lol We aren’t quite so risqué these days or should I say blaze about … Read More
Lots Of Dirty Pictures
Our New Video Channel OK, not new, but fully refurbished. ASTV is back. After a short absence for a bit of work under the hood ASTV is back better than … Read More
Brazilian Babe In Just Underwear
Just to fill you in on the detail, the UK at present is only just starting to warm up. The warmest day we have had in a long time was … Read More
Sexually Bizarre And Just Plain Weird
We have been writing for this site now for the last 4 years and think we have encountered most of the things the Internet can throw at us. I had … Read More
Cumming To The Point
You can never have enough clit vibrators or for that matter clitoral orgasms. Lol I have a variety of toys for bringing me off but nothing like the Acupoint Duo … Read More
69 Sexual Moments In The Car
I have been reading the latest book from Agent Provocateur, Soixante Neuf at lunchtimes in my car as dessert. 😉 The book is nicely presented in a pink/black bound cover. … Read More
Bitches And Bimbos
Women have for too long played the subordinate role in society. For reasons that are too obvious to discuss men took control of hunting, farming, physical trades, the making of … Read More
Drunk Girls And Up-Skirts Images
Hands up if anyone finds this picture at all attractive. I keep finding more and more images on the Internet of (purportedly) drunken women in compromising positions. Personally I can’t … Read More
We Find So Many Ways To Enjoy Sex …
… With sex toys. March Sex Toy Roundup March hailed the start of Spring and putting the clocks forward which I love because you gain that extra daylight in the … Read More
Dropping Them For A Bottle of Champagne
This is a bit of a response to the post Suze wrote earlier about Gene Hunt in Ashes To Ashes. If you haven’t already guessed we’re both big fans. From … Read More
I Like My Man Hard
But with a soft inner… The fabulous series Ashes To Ashes is about to make a come back on BBC1 on Monday 20th of April. We will see the return of all our … Read More
Where Did All That Anal Sex Come From?
If you watched porn twenty years ago you’d have found something was missing. Anal sex. Apart from the dodgy perms, left-over droopy moustaches and décor that makes your skin crawl, … Read More
Cock And Balls In My Face
I keep Alex nicely shaved and baby smooth on his balls and around his cock. Once a week I tend to his pubic area ensuring that every hair is mowed, … Read More
Making Him Tingle All Over ;)
Alex and I settled down last night after a long hard week at work with a few glasses of wine last night. Both of us lacked energy but we did … Read More
Screwing In The Chair
I’m not a supple as I used to be which does tend to limit the number of sexual positions available for use. 😉 I watch the girls in the porn … Read More