Someone Dropped A Bollock
How about this for funny. Children logging on to a Government learning website could have been given an adult education by mistake. There character Buster of Buster’s World shares his … Read More
Month: February 2010
Filthy Talk Leads To…
Nobody is safe from the malicious side of the press and they just love digging up dirt on the nicest of people. I’ve just read their latest attempt to part … Read More
Retro Sexual
Mike was slumped in his armchair, beer in one hand, remote control in the other. His eyelids were heavy, closing then snapping open, he was determined to see the end … Read More
Future Sex
It’s 41 years since the first flight of Boeing’s 747. While reading up on this (yes I’m a sad little boy who used to build Airfix kits and occasionally has … Read More
Blonde Over A Bath
Porn and glamour images are never the most natural photographs. There’s a lot of preparation, makeup, lighting setup etc. So very often you see girls contorted in the most uncomfortable … Read More
Rub Her Up The Right Way
As of the 4th of February The Museum of Sex in New York has been running an exhibition in partnership with Trojan Condoms called RUBBERS: the Life, History & Struggle … Read More
Oil Breasts
I thought that with all this snow in the UK we could all do with being warmed up a little. Indulge yourself in my fantasy why don’t you … The … Read More
Two Kinky Girls Enjoying Each Other
I love this picture, but can you imagine the sqeaking noises? Sometimes the sexiest fantasy images don’t make the most practical realities.
Uninhibited Fucks
I woke to hear car doors being repeatedly slammed shut on Sunday morning. For a while I tried to blank them out determined to enjoy my lazy Sunday morning in … Read More
Amateur Porn Movies
Could someone please define what amateur means in the porn world? You see I’m fine so long as I know what I’m getting but we all know that it’s very … Read More
The Perfect Living Sex Doll
I was doing my usual, surfing the Internet on a Saturday morning when I discovered these wonderful images. They are the work of a British photographer by the name of … Read More
Explosive Orgasms
I read a story in the press this morning about a bomb scare in a Russian post office. A report was made about a vibrating object inside a package inside … Read More
She’ll Eat This Cock
Oral sex is a pleasure that most people enjoy, but a few don’t. That’s OK, if you don’t enjoy it don’t do it. The last thing anyone should feel in … Read More
Hooters New Uniform
I’ve never been to a Hooters bar, they launched over here a few years ago but we haven’t got around to visiting yet. One thing that did strike me about … Read More
Fuck Me Quietly
It’s no secret that Suze can be very vocal when indulging in bedroom naughtiness. I’ve tried to be quiet and conscious of my volume but to stifle my moans and … Read More
Late Night Leather Fucker
He watched her scurry across the carpark, her kitten heels clipping on the pavement until she reached her car. Her raincoat was draped over her arm, not quite concealing the … Read More
Licking Her Nipples
Nipple Lovers There’s something about a nipple that most men find irresistible. I’m not talking about breasts here I’m talking about the nipples itself. Of course there’s nothing wrong with … Read More
Porn An Education
I was watching some porn almost 2 years ago and noticed that more and more of the male pornstars in them had a deformity of their cocks. They were curved, … Read More
Anal In The Morning
I forgot to tell you all about our adventures last weekend. That’s the problem with writing for this blog, there are so many things to share with you that sometimes … Read More