The Lesbians, The Sex Toys And The Anal Orgasms
Tonight was fun. I got to test a new sex toy while we both watched some lesbian porn on DVD. Suze occupied herself wither favourite clit vibe while I got … Read More
Month: March 2010
Hot Teacher In Stockings
I love this picture. Predictable, cliched and all that but I still love it.
Baby Oiled Boobs
Sometimes your kinkiest desires can be difficult, impractical or just plain messy. Baby oil is one such bit of naughtiness. Beyond a few squirts and a bit of erotic massage … Read More
Dirty Sanchez – Let Me Explain
With reference to the title of my previous post. Dirty Sanchez is a possible apocryphal sexual practice that allegedly involves smearing the upper lip of your partner with faeces while … Read More
Dirty Sanchez? No, Dirty Doritos
If you thought the Camel Balls were bad how about a bit of weird combative savoury snack goodness? My morning just gets better. Found on Dave & Thomas.
Suck My Balls
Gotta love the Internet. I would have loved to be on the marketing team that came up with this particular product brand identity. Could it have anything more wrong with … Read More
Fucked In The Bathroom
Sex in the bathroom can be a little precarious, all those shiny wet surfaces, but it is also extremely practical because you can get as messy and slippery as you … Read More
Underwater 69
I like this image. Makes me think the Isle of Man ought to change its symbol. I mean, what’s a leg between friends?
Drunk And Fucked – Part 3
I patted her dry with my towel and while rubbing my own hair dry we both walked through to my bedroom. She lay on the bed. It was late, in … Read More
Show Me Your Nipples
I like to look at naked ladies, not a great revelation if you’ve been reading us for more than a few minutes. But what I like just as much and … Read More
Spot The Celebrity Nipple
For some reason when I saw this image I kept being drawn to Holly Willoughby’s chest …
Fucking Yesterday
Sex is just like any other aspect of our lives. It is subject to the general advancement of knowledge, fashion and changes in our society. Because of that when you … Read More
Leotards And Leg Warmers
Queue gravely voiced intro; “It lay silent for 29 years, then, without warning it was unleashed again … it’s name was Fame!” When Fame was released in 1980 the world … Read More
Sex For Sale
I’m not a lover of modern art because I think the term open to interpretation is a pretence for “this is something I threw together, don’t ask me what it … Read More
Good Morning Sex
All this week ITV1 channel here in the UK is going to be running a series of sexually orientated pieces on the usually prim and proper This Morning program hosted … Read More
Drunk And Fucked – Part 2
Continued from here. I awoke an hour later to find Dawn emerging from the kitchen with two cups of coffee. She was wearing my dressing gown and had evidently showered. … Read More
Virgins For Sale
It’s that time of year again. You mean you hadn’t noticed? Well, in case you didn’t know it’s time for someone to get themselves in the news with a story … Read More
Screaming Sex
I’m not so much a screamer in bed but I do like to vocalise my appreciation of Alex’s ministrations by moaning, the occasional phrase and grunt. All this comes quite … Read More
Drunk And Fucked
The world takes on a different texture when you are stoned. Alcohol or weed, they have their differences but they alter your perception and for most people a few parties … Read More