Pumping His Cock
Is Alex the Fleshlight King? Maybe, he’s had loads of them to review, and has seen the toy develop slowly over the past five years. His latest review is available … Read More
Month: April 2010
First Anal
Anal sex has become a staple of the heterosexual pornography we all consume, where once it was seen as a predominantly homosexual activity. Like all porn, anal sex in porn … Read More
Swinging Girls And Guys
I have said this before but after over 3 years of reviewing adult products you get a…nose for what will and won’t work for you. Just a quick look at … Read More
Getting Nasty At The Gym
I haven’t been to the gym since last week because both Alex and I have been suffering with cold symptoms and a wheezy chest. And I’m not even going to … Read More
Fucking Your Way To Fitness
Energetic sex can burn off 385 calories in an hour (for a 200lb adult), to be honest I would have though more but not many make it to the hour … Read More
Dildo Delivery
It occurred to me today that a high proportion of mail deliveries will be adult products and toys. And as the recession bites and we are all seeking a thrill … Read More
Ass Worship
If the question is asked of me “Are you a legs, ass or boobs woman?” my answer would have to be boob positive. It hasn’t always been that way, I … Read More
My Girlfriend Fucking Herself With A Dildo
Attitudes towards sex change over time, and not always for the better. One thing that has changed, and in a positive way, is our attitude toward sex toys. At one … Read More
Pleasures Of The Flesh
I’m still reeling from Ricky Martin admitting that he is gay. I’d got my eye on him, just like I had with John Barrowman. Am I turning these guys? It … Read More
Bizarre Sexual Practices
I revisit this theme quite often because it tickles me. I’ve been viewing quite a lot of porn over the weekend, for reviewing purposes of course. Lol It’s good to … Read More
Charging For Sex
The quest to lead greener lives and reduce our carbon footprint is becoming more prevalent. You simply cannot ignore it, if we don’t become more energy efficient we are all … Read More
Caught With My Pants Down
I’ve had a bit of a cold looming for the past few days, least that‘s what I think it is. I’m sneezing, snotty, have a sore throat on and off … Read More
Cleavage Calamity
I’m going to come clean on this. I’m a regular viewer of the BBC’s One Show which is hosted every evening at 7pm by Adrian Chiles and Christine Bleakley. As … Read More
Naughty Nurses And Dirty Doctors
As accidents go the one that Suze just had preparing dinner is a bit silly but no less painful because of that. She was about to test a carrot to … Read More
Lesbians, Lots of Lesbians
Most men love to watch two women getting it on. I am one of those men. At its simplest it’s because two women fooling around is not as threatening to … Read More
Whores, What’s In A Spelling Mistake.
The ever funny EngrishFunny.com provided me with a little giggle after gardening this afternoon. What do you think? I want one.
Grunting In The Garden And Fishy Fingers
We’re taking advantage of the weather and tidying up our back garden. The only sounds to break the peace and tranquillity is the noisy sheep and lambs calling to each … Read More