Is This My Pipe? Or Is It Just A Big Cock?
Today is the 102nd birthday of Rene Magritte surrealist artists. One of his most famous paintings “Ceci N’est pas une pipe” had me thinking again. The contradiction and clarification in … Read More
Month: November 2010
We All Love That Morning Wood
Woke up this morning with wood. Not unusual but sadly despite it being a Sunday and therefore the perfect time to take advantage of this state of affairs we both … Read More
Clerical Sexual Disgrace
It never fails to amaze me just how many people out there have nothing better to do than sit on their wizened asses and complain about anything. What a miserable … Read More
Cock and Bull, Erm, Sheep Story
Some stories you read in the press are just too incredible to believe and I sometimes wonder if that is why they turn out to have taken place in another … Read More
Convenient Fuck Buddies
It was almost two in the morning and the supermarket was empty of customers. The doors were open but the customers had either just gone to bed or were yet … Read More
Hot Oil And Even Hotter Sex!
There is nothing better than a good relaxing massage for getting you in the mood for a bit of bump and grind. And one of the nicest multi sensory ways … Read More
Black And White Is So Sexy
Black and white images are so sexy. Without the complication of colour a well taken B&W photograph can capture the essence of a moment so beuatifully. Case in point, the … Read More
Oh You Sexy Librarian You!
Something that the teachers at my school always found difficult was getting pupils, especially the boys, to use the library. I grew up when the distractions for adolescents were becoming … Read More
A Special Sexy Request M & S, Or Should It Be S & M?
I wonder if they’ll run this again this year?
We Got Hairy …
There’s often something missing from modern porn. The apparent innocence. I know, I know, everything is not always as it seems in such pictures. Some of the girls knew exactly … Read More
I Don’t Normally Go For Brunettes Who Smoke But in You Case I’ll Make An Exception
Ah Rachael from Blade runner, replicant, object of my pubescent adoration and consumer of “Land-O-Smiles” brand Marijuana cigarettes … Nice.
My Dirty Porn Secret
I hope I’ve got the day right this week and my friend should be coming over this morning. I’ve got that de ja feeling having to do another sweep of … Read More
Amazing Rubber Fetish Girl
You don’t get much more extreme than this. And wow! the effort and dedication to a fetish required to design, make, buy and put on this sort of thing. I’ve … Read More
Sex Blue Corsette – Could Anyone Noticing The Clock Please Leave The Room
I’m not loving the clock in this picture. I don’t do fancy gold ornaments. However loving the blue. Thoughts anyone?
Weird Sex And Your Everyday Girl Next Door
There are few if any fictional stories that are stranger than the sexual antics of real people. Read the newspapers and you’ll find all sorts of odd goings on. OK … Read More
Supernatural Part 3
You can read the first two parts of this story here Part 1, Part 2 Bart lowered his fist and waited for Liz to answer the door. The weight on … Read More
Girls Gagging For Boys, Not All The Time
I don’t like the idea of wonder drugs. Literally and metaphorically there is no such thing as a magic bullet, and yet this article on the BBC’s website might sound … Read More
You Fucking Made Me Squirt, Who’s Laying On The Wet Spot?
I don’t know if my vaginal wiring has changed but I’ve been experiencing squirting with regularity of late. lol Alex has been giving me a real hard fucking lately whilst … Read More
Flash Fuck 1
My hand is cold from the autumn air. I’ve already pushed her up against the tree. I push my palm between the soft skin of her belly and the waistband … Read More
Supernatural Part 2
5 Days to go When he saw her the next day across the ground floor foyer he felt the urge to run towards her and finish the hunt. Caution restrained … Read More