Mud Wrestling Pleeeaaassse!

This could have been sexy but I can’t find myself being turned on by it at all. Jelly, bay, oil of course, but wrestling in gravy.

Really doesn’t do it for me. Maybe it’s the though of all that salty liqud ending up in your eye *shudder*. Please don’t go there.

Getting slippery during sex can be fun, indeed for sploshers it’s a positive turn-on, but brown and slippery? This post is a minefield of things I don’t want to experience.

In case you were wondering the gravy was all past its sell-by date so no gravy was wasted in the creation of this rather worrying spectacle.