Cup Your Balls And Wank Your Wicket
In my humble opinion and experience of the opposite sex, they don’t need telling twice to masturbate. Lol I once went out with a bloke who must have feared that … Read More
Geting My Hand Into A Man’s Pants
Not being a bloke I can’t say I have ever acquainted myself with the difficulties faced by left handed men when it comes to underwear. It really isn’t something that … Read More
English Sex Comedies
English situation comedy is a mirror that reflects the British attitude to, amongst other things, sex. It’s a distorted mirror, but a mirror nonetheless. If fact I’d go so far … Read More
Sex In The Med
Consider this. When you think of an ancient civilisation such as the Greeks or the Romans you see their society as we interpret it from the clues they left behind. … Read More
Exploding Boobs
Every year thousands of women opt to go under the knife for a boob job. And I have to admit that I did dabble briefly with the idea when I … Read More
Tramp In The Woods
I wonder if we humans instinctively have a homing instinct? Strange question I know but after many years away I have returned to the place I spent my formative years … Read More
Would Porn Be Better If It Had A Plot?
I really do despair at some pornography. I mean I know it’s not going to be Oscar winning material but really the lack of imagination displayed in some productions is … Read More
Hard In The Woods
“Shortcut” “Be sure to come straight back when it’s finished.” “Yes mum.” “I’m serious come straight back, and don’t cut through the woods, it’ll be dark and it’s dangerous.” “Mother. … Read More
Fucking In The Woods
While we were out on Sunday I had the urge to drag Suze into the woods and fuck her against a tree. I’m sure she wouldn’t have minded, not one … Read More
Sexy Angle
Loving this angle, and the simplicity. And that ass.
Hard And Long
Sexual sophistication increases with age. Well it does if you are doing it right. Just getting all the plumbing to work together when you start out is a challenge but … Read More
Fucking After Hours
The fantasy I’m about to describe is just that, fantasy. However it’s one that’s based on an incident I remember from when I was scraping to make ends meet as … Read More
Sucked Half To Death
There are only a few weeks until Halloween so how do you fancy a vampire themed sex toy? Well if you do you are in luck because I’ve just reviewed … Read More
School Sex Fiends
The telephone. email, the Internet and the Web have meant a revolution in the way that we communicate with each other as human beings. They have all enhanced and in … Read More
Naked Taxi Ride
I’ve often wondered what it would be like to be a fly on the wall of a late night taxi cab. Picking up punters from the local clubs and bars. … Read More
Get Ready To Fuck
I think we have all been there, having to buy condoms for our first encounter. The first time for me was with a guy who was so embarrassed to buy … Read More
Having The Sex Sucked Right Out Of You
I was watching a few music videos on You Tube last night and found a comment that I felt betrayed the age of the author “I will always love this … Read More
Fuck Crying Out Loud…
Sorry guys had a bit of a Meatloaf moment there, that song gets me every time, Bat Out Of Hell is on my top ten of all time. There isn’t … Read More
And You Thought She Had Large Breasts!
We took a trip out to our favourite countryside retreat this afternoon to partake in their delicious food. Alex and I visit this hostelry at least once a month because … Read More
Smart Boobs
Alex and I made a major investment in our bed when we had the money. That was quite a while ago, LOL. After testing out lots of mattresses offering various … Read More