Pants Down In Tokyo
OK, so this isn’t meant to be humorous but the image embedded in this post really had me tickled. I speak very little Japanese as a recent encounter with a … Read More
Tight Arse Denim
Does anyone else remember shrink to fit jeans? While I give her ten for effort I think this model didn’t quite get the point. Look, I’m not complaining. Tight trousers … Read More
Waiting For A Fuck
I have an interest in chastity devices I don’t know where it comes from because you will never catch me wearing one. Suze enjoys sex too much to endure a … Read More
Nice Ass
I saw this and only one thought entered my mind. Nice Ass.
Having Your Cock Milked
We are really taking advantage of the summer fruit this year and indulging in every variety we can get our hands on. Strawberries, blueberries, raspberries, if we can get it … Read More
Ass To Mouth ;)
You naughty people thought I was going to discuss doing a bit of ATM didn’t you? Lol No, I found this wonderful gum and it reminded me just how much … Read More
New World Of Cyber Sexy
As the blurring of the cyber and real world continues there’s a building tension between what we expect technology to deliver and what it can. While user interfaces improve and … Read More
What An Amazing Cunt
We girls all know how important it is to regularly exercise our pelvic floors. If you don’t you should be, it helps to strengthen the PC muscles which guards against … Read More
Pissing In Public
From an early age, I guess about 7 or so I was told never to sit on public toilet seats by my mother. She warned that they were usually unclean … Read More
Office Sex Protocols
When you get the urge to do something it’s often the best to do it there and then. Now that isn’t always possible because there are certain things that are … Read More
Porn Cities
There’s a district of Tokyo called Akihabara. It’s where all the Geeks go to find electronic goodies from complete computers and gadgets to individual components. It strikes me that there … Read More
Bisexual Girls
I’ve been bisexual since about the age of 13 or at least that’s when it became apparent. Or should I say I discovered I was. My best friend at the … Read More
Cock Of The Class
As a teenager I recall that we were all warned in a school assembly one morning to be alert because there was a flasher hanging around outside the school. Some … Read More
Nailed By A Nympho
I don’t know what’s gotten in to Suze lately but she has an insatiable appetite for sex. I’m not complaining I just need to recharge my batteries for a while. … Read More
Non-Stop Masturbation
My response to that question is “what would you say is too much?” Personally I wank most days once or twice, I know it’s usually for work, being a sex … Read More
Weirdest Chicks
Get this. I forgot to tell Suze about what I saw driving home from a client the other day. Outside a shop that I passed a couple of miles from … Read More
Lots Of Sex Toy Images
Looks like I’ll be spending my morning taking lots of pictures of sex toys. It would be nice to be outside but I’d probably feel a bit guilty about not … Read More
New Balls Please
Quite by chance I ended up watching part of the Djokovic match the other afternoon. Well , no, I’ll rephrase that, I was painting my toe nails in my bedroom … Read More
Neo-Classical Nudity
As followers of my Twitter will know we went to Fountains Abbey today. Weather was glorious, thought the portion sizes in the National Trust restaurant in the visitors centre were … Read More
Lapdancer In Your Face
I saw this video for the first time at the gym yesterday. Yes I know the track’s been out for years but I think it’s crap so haven’t seen the … Read More