Blow Job In The Taxi
Headlights reflect from the wet asphalt. The deluge has passed but the world still drips and gutters still run. I drove past groups of revellers, freshly ejected from the nightclubs … Read More
Skull Fucking
I don’t know if I’m sad to admit it but I know exactly who made the strap-on dildo featured in this wonderful X-ray. It’s probably an aside that someone who … Read More
Sex In The Corridors Of Power
Marketing could be the most cynical profession on the planet. I know there will be those of you who would contend that lawyers, estate agents and a few other professions … Read More
How To Get Fucked Online
I received a piece of spam email in my inbox recently. I noticed it because my spam filters are pretty good and for the most part redirect the hundreds of … Read More
Sex Tourist
Sexual Stereotypes It’s very easy to put people into boxes. Really, it is, they struggle a little but if you use chloroform … LOL, couldn’t resist that. What I’m talking … Read More
Fuck Me And I’ll Fuck You!
I’m not a romantic, never have been. Probably because I like to tell it how it is with gritty undertones rather than live in a soft cotton wool world. Lol … Read More
Premier League Brothel Offers Extras
I wrote here a while ago about a premier league football manager who was seen visiting a Thai brothel. You can read the previous post here. At the time the … Read More
Black PVC Babe
There are a number of reasons why I like PVC, predominantly because of the emphasis it gives to the female form and heightens my already acute awareness of the sexuality … Read More
Frisked And Fucked Again
His hand grabbed her wrist, holding it in a grip that suffered no protest. “But Mr Brooke I am carrying nothing!” She exclaimed. He turned her round and pressed her … Read More
Lots Of Free Porn But Pay For Your News
Isn’t it ironic that in a week where Ron Jeremy observed that it’s becoming more and more difficult to make money from online pornography because of all the free stuff … Read More
Swinging In The Suburbs
Not so many years ago the tale about the parties where the car keys were placed in a bowl and retrieved one by one, matching each picker with its owner … Read More
Inducements For Kinky Sex
It never fails to surprise me the lengths people will go to, to satisfy their predilections. We’ve had several cases of voyeurs planting cameras in toilets and the other day … Read More
Russian Milf Porn
I’ve published another review over at Erotic Buzz. A Milf porn DVD this time. Very different from the other DVDs I’ve reviewed for lots of different reasons. Pop over and … Read More
Bisexual Threesome
There is a disparity between bisexuals, specifically between bisexual men and bisexual women. Bisexual men are predominantly seen (in my experience in the offline world) as perverted, mixed up or … Read More
Sex In Store
Good customer service is an art, whether it’s online, via telephone, or face-to-face in a retail store. It’s bad enough when you’re selling conventional items like clothes, books or cars. … Read More
Liquor, Liqueur or Lick Her?
Cliched as it is the analogy is quite a good one I think. I’ve never been fond of Beaujolais, it’s like a giggling schoolgirl lacking in depth and variable in … Read More
Large Silicone Boobs
I’ve tried various office aids over the years to make the hours sat working at my desk more healthy and comfortable. My latest acquisition was a Wave keyboard which is … Read More
Naked At Work
What is the right level of nudity for a work environment? I’m not talking about your actual colleagues here, that would just be pervy, although … sorry drifted off for … Read More
Oily Tit Wank
The weather takes it out of my skin at this time of year. Cold winds and indoor central heating all conspire to try and turn me in to a prune. … Read More
Playing Doctors And Nurses
Role play is a fun and diverting part of many people’s sex lives, but others take it very seriously indeed. There can’t be many people who haven’t (in a long-term … Read More