Cumming Later Than Expected
Belated December Roundup I’m now beginning to reap the benefits of my recent trip to the Venus Sexpo in Berlin. There were several new toys and manufacturers exhibiting but I … Read More
Pussies In Hot Underwear
What’s New Pussycat? Christmas day was a day of entertainment for my family, I had just about everyone round the table. It was tiring but so enjoyable as we don’t … Read More
Extreme And Weird Sex Toy
Lets Play Doctors And Nurses 😉 I have reviewed a wide range of toys over the last 3 years both on this site and more recently over on Sex Toys … Read More
A Hardon – The Perfect Christmas Gift
I know they say that you should give selflessly at Christmas time but you do have to ask, “has anyone been bought a packet of Viagra this year?”. It would … Read More
Doggie Style Clit Rub
I’ve probably shared this with you before so if I have forgive me. Alex and I love to keep our bushes in order, we trim and shave each other once … Read More
Celebrity Nude Photos
We’ve all come across them, the celebrity nude photo purporting to be an image of a celeb, politician or other such public figure. Some I have to say are very … Read More
More Foxy Vampires
I found this after the last post. Loving the 1970 trailer but particularly the bit at 1:30 in the video where the “sword” gets knocked out of the guy’s hand … Read More
Chasing Lesbian Vampires
If you want to find Lesbian Vampires your Tube is the place to be LOL. Of course you undead aficionados out there will know that lesbianism in vampire stories has … Read More
Weird Vibrator Sex
Take One Finger And A Vibrator. I seem to be on a bit of a role with my strange and ill-conceived sex toy search. This one is probably one of … Read More
Lesbian Desires
I wrote a post quite some time ago about my favourite television ladies and the naughty thoughts I had when watching them on television. You can read it here I’ll … Read More
Sweet And Sticky, Semen Soaked
Sugar Tiger It’s a tradition that when you go to the coast you eat a lot of sugar. It can be candy floss, doughnuts, boiled sweets or rock. For anyone … Read More
Banging Aftermath
Happy New Year everyone, and to all of you nursing a hangover this morning, my sympathies.
Hot For Cock
Remember when Kylie wore those skimpy gold lurex shorts in her video for her single Spinning Around in 2000. She got the attention of most males and the tabloid press … Read More
Morning Wood And Something Hot
The first day of 2010 dawned bright but very cold where we are. There’s been a very hard frost and that wasn’t the only thing that was hard. I had … Read More
Happy New Year 2010
We would like to wish all our readers a happy and very naughty New year and are looking forward to bringing you more of what you like in 2010.
Suze’s Gang Bang Video
There’s a new review of “Sperma Party” an Italian porn DVD over at Erotic Buzz. It’s one of those DVDs that Suze watches while I’m out at work to get … Read More
Flower Tucci Queen Of Female Ejaculation
This is Flower Tucci who is, apparently “queen of female ejaculation”. Despite intensive research I can’t find any images of her actually squirting though there are a few sites who … Read More
The Fucking Machine Comes Of Age
Suze and I have written before about our lack of love for fucking machines as featured on a number of specialist sites. The concept of a mechanical device of such … Read More
Wetting Yourself At The Bisexual Flat-Share
If you’re a fan of the Channel 4 series Phone-Jacker you’ll be familiar with this little piece of comedy. If you’re not then let me explain. The Phone-Jacker is a … Read More
Spank That Latex Ass
I love latex,not that you couldn’t tell from my avatar lol. It looks so good, clinging to each curve and sinew, begging to be touched, stroked, even shined. And nothing … Read More